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Given how frequently we use our phones, it's now kind of an achievement to forget it at home before heading out.
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A good year starts the day your routine changes; the calendar only changes the number.
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X-rays expressed as a radio station would be 10 billion FM.
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An unmarked Costco receipt would be really hard to find outside of a warehouse.
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Al Gore is a pair of words that will read very differently in a decade.
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Most of life is not shaped by big decisions, but by the small habits we repeat without noticing. Over time, those quiet routines become our personality, our future, and our limits. What feels insignificant today is often what defines us tomorrow.
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There must be many people who ask an LLM to rephrase the text they've written so it sounds less LLM-like.
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Anti-gravity would just be gravity going the other way.
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If mirror neurons exist, maybe we feel and internalize the pain of the animals that are slaughtered and the bugs that are squashed without knowing it.
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From today onwards, the number of people born in 2025 that are currently alive will only decrease, forever.
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If upside-down cake was served upside down, it'd be the right way up but not look like it.
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Our safest time of day is a nightmare landscape for nocturnal animals.
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You can tell a long friendship by how short the messages can be.
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The more someone relies on music to underscore their message, the less trustworthy that message is.
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2 innocent people died because Sarah Connor’s parents named her Sarah.
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Since a shrimp's anus is at the end of its tail, when you eat shrimp you are, in fact, eating its entire ass.
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Businesses put "Thank you for your understanding" at the end of a negative change announcement when they actually mean "suck it up."
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Is it easier to rap in other languages where there are standard/common endings for words? If that's true what is the easiest language to rap in?
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Evolution makes a lot more sense once you realize that all forms of life are individual cellular organisms where some have learned to work together in increasingly complex ways.
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Self-driving cars would allow for cops to easily bring you in when you have an arrest warrant.
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We teach kids to share before they’re old enough to own anything, then teach adults to protect everything they have.
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