"You can trust no one, only me."

And this is how NPC theory gets implanted in reality.

When you want to look patriotic as fuck, show love for your motherland, but you do not even know the correct national flag 🤣

Silly ruskies!

Wow.. who could've thought that a mutt supporting his multicultural subversive empire could get gim in trouble! Now he wants to actually go and live in his dream country, so impressive!

P.s. He won't last longer than half a year