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i only write in lower case unless im serious.
i hope we can be friends on the modem.
blogs where I post longer stuff sometimes:
https://blog.skipper.blue/
https://highguard.net/
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microsoft thinks your production environment is their test environment.
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the downside of learning russian is that captchas get a lot harder to complete once the alphabet becomes natural to you. i see a captcha like "SHPT" and i end up writing "CNRT" on accident.
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https://fixupx.com/rohanpaul_ai/status/1883601254318039148
if you dont care about AI (based) a new chinese model has hit the streets and its is very censored to no one's surprise
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on at least a weekly basis i make actionable threats about killing ms employees to my coworkers. they laugh, if not agree with me.
i think if i said "im actually going to do it" at least one of them would offer to go with me and another would pay gas money
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every once in a while i get the idea to go on twitter and search for some term that only braindead people use looking to find the most insane political takes or some targeted individual having a meltdown and every time its just a bunch of asinine boring posts from people spam replying.
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one of these days a kid is gonna tell me a story about how his teacher walked into class and said "okay chat today we are going to learn about..."
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one of these days a kid is gonna tell me a story about how his teacher walked into class and said "okay chat today we are going to learn about..."
someone is going to have to read that twice because they didnt even notice the problem in the first read.
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when i crack my neck its super loud so as a prank i like to crack it super aggressively around other people and then immediately slump over like i just broke my own neck and died.
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still waiting for the day i have a good one loaded up so that i can say "this conversation sucks im out" and then do the loudest ear shattering neck crack of all time and fall over
sometimes i look at twitter and dont want to know whats going on.
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Forwarded from /g/‘s Tech Memes
Forwarded from would you like some brain damage? (M'aiq)
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would you like some brain damage?
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i have a story about this
i got my own pc at 8 years old and made a yahoo email for myself because gmail didnt exist yet. later that year at school my class was put into a computer literacy class where one of the instructions was to create an email at hotmail where the user name was first initial last name and email the teacher. i thought "oh thats fine. i already have an email so ill just send from there.
that wasnt good enough. i had to make a hotmail so i brought up the fact that every single infographic and article about digital hygiene says not to use your real name on the internet, double true for children.
the teacher did not appreciate that i said that right in front of every other child that was creating a real name email address, who all seemed worried after i said that. she said "i know you already know about computers. just do it and you never need to use the email again." fuck it whatever. i do it.
the second part of the lesson was to go home, login at home, and send another email to the teacher from home. i get home, go to log in to hotmail but accidentally type "hotmale dot com" and BAM hardcore gay pornography on my screen.
i was so fucking mad.
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i am once again hateposting about microsoft
today i had a user come to me because when looking at all of the teams he is a member of, one of them was missing. my first thought was that someone made a mistake and accidentally dropped him from the team. i think thats a pretty rational line of thinking. user error should be more common than software error, right?
but ive dealt with microsofts garbage code (which is only getting worse) long enough to have him close and reopen teams and of course the group became visible again just by restarting the application.
it took me all of four minutes to fix this and yet im still bitter because like half of all my tickets are just this crap. these kinds of fodder tickets waste so much of my time which is really oxymoronic because all of the changes and new features across all of microsofts products are designed to make IT and user computer use easier.
its really, really, not easier. i cant wait for everyone else to realize this corpse is dead and cold so that we can move on to better services
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