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Koalas are fucking horrible animals. They have one of the smallest brain to body ratios of any mammal, additionally - their brains are smooth. A brain is folded to increase the surface area for neurons. If you present a koala with leaves plucked from a branch, laid on a flat surface, the koala will not recognise it as food. They are too thick to adapt their feeding behaviour to cope with change. In a room full of potential food, they can literally starve to death. This is not the token of an animal that is winning at life. Speaking of stupidity and food, one of the likely reasons for their primitive brains is the fact that additionally to being poisonous, eucalyptus leaves (the only thing they eat) have almost no nutritional value. They can't afford the extra energy to think, they sleep more than 80% of their fucking lives. When they are awake all they do is eat, shit and occasionally scream like fucking satan. Because eucalyptus leaves hold such little nutritional value, koalas have to ferment the leaves in their guts for days on end. Unlike their brains, they have the largest hind gut to body ratio of any mammal. Many herbivorous mammals have adaptations to cope with harsh plant life taking its toll on their teeth, rodents for instance have teeth that never stop growing, some animals only have teeth on their lower jaw, grinding plant matter on bony plates in the tops of their mouths, others have enlarged molars that distribute the wear and break down plant matter more efficiently... Koalas are no exception, when their teeth erode down to nothing, they resolve the situation by starving to death, because they're fucking terrible animals. Being mammals, koalas raise their joeys on milk (admittedly, one of the lowest milk yields to body ratio... There's a trend here). When the young joey needs to transition from rich, nourishing substances like milk, to eucalyptus (a plant that seems to be making it abundantly clear that it doesn't want to be eaten), it finds it does not have the necessary gut flora to digest the leaves. To remedy this, the young joey begins nuzzling its mother's anus until she leaks a little diarrhoea (actually fecal pap, slightly less digested), which he then proceeds to slurp on. This partially digested plant matter gives him just what he needs to start developing his digestive system. Of course, he may not even have needed to bother nuzzling his mother. She may have been suffering from incontinence. Why? Because koalas are riddled with chlamydia. In some areas the infection rate is 80% or higher. This statistic isn't helped by the fact that one of the few other activities koalas will spend their precious energy on is rape. Despite being seasonal breeders, males seem to either not know or care, and will simply overpower a female regardless of whether she is ovulating. If she fights back, he may drag them both out of the tree, which brings us full circle back to the brain: Koalas have a higher than average quantity of cerebrospinal fluid in their brains. This is to protect their brains from injury... should they fall from a tree. An animal so thick it has its own little built in special ed helmet. I fucking hate them.

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https://youtu.be/oG35Yf0WvyY?si=c-MWP5NUQwZnzgRt

Фуриозу увожаю

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_HVF4C2YJ8

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Much of Strain's memory of her youth was lost to retrograde amnesia, due to a head injury in her 20s.[3][5]

In November 2018, her boyfriend Dave Gram announced that she was in the late stages of dementia, believed to be a result of her fall, and was receiving hospice care at home.[6]

In January 2020, Malibu Bay Films, a studio which Strain worked with frequently, incorrectly reported that she had died, but then quickly retracted their statement after it established the news had been an error.[7] Strain died on January 10, 2021, at age 58

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julie_Strain

Админу срочно нужен новый ноутбук для более эффективного шитпостинга. Донаты принимаются на пэйпал
https://youtu.be/4tk8lkmYGWQ?si=vsYRw2sajhVnwr2I

Ну чёт без Мика Гордона не то

Ваще не то, чтобы хейтер Этернала и последующих думов, но точно фанат минимализма дума 2016 года, который ваще считаю механически чуть ли не лучшим шутаном. Новые части тоже ок, но уж больно на какую-то мобу стали похожи и визуально, и в смысле необходимости играть на клавиатуре как на рояле.

Но тут полностью, кстати, согласен. Вообще кажется что идеальная отпидоренность дум билда 16-го года проистекала из необходимости приблизиться к идеальной же отпидоренности геймплея дума изначального. Проблема только в том, что особо развивать ее кажется на самом деле некуда, поэтому уход франшизы в исследования дарэйджей видится мне выходом более элегантным чем продолжение обвешивания геймплея свистелками и перделками

Ну вообще в целом появление Лора в думе - ошибка. Учёные открыли портал в ад. Что ещё нужно. Ну доктора Бертругера из третьей части можно вернуть или чёт типа него.

Все эти даркэйджи, ангелы и кто там ещё - жуткая духота и безвкусица, совершенно не нужная франшизе, начавшейся с фразы Кармака про сценарии игр и порно.

Вот у квейка в варианте Q2-Q4 вполне норм потенциал для расписывания тонн Лора. Туда и можно было бы штатных графоманов заслать

Снова согласен. Никого десятилетиями не ебало откуда и зачем вылезает кибердемон, пока он ТАКОЙ КРУТОЙ. Вдвойне иронично что в игре начал появляться практически экшн-рпгшный сюжет параллельно с движением геймплея буквально в сторону ультимативного спинномозгового шутана, не оставляющего времени даже посмотреть на локации

Наконец-то нормальные дискуссии на канале.

Забавно вообще, что игра, возродившая жанр бумер-шутеров, где сюжет обычно страницы полторы занимает, сама превратилась вот во все это словоблудие со встроенной википедией.