Forwarded from mark
My name is Magnus Carlsen. I’m 34 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Oslo, where my parents are, and I am married. I work as a professional chess player across the world, and I get home every day by 10 PM at the latest. I don’t play the London, but I occasionally bongcloud. I’m in bed by 4 AM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After going pipi in my pampers and doing about twenty minutes of en passant before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up like an actual zombie in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last exorcism. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to underpromote to knight. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like Hikaru and Niemann, that would cause me to lose chess games at night. That is how I live in a society, and I know that is what brings me elo. Although, if I were to play I wouldn’t lose to anyone.