🐾 stella x Teddy: The Furry-Tale Gone Dark 🧸💔🔪

One lazy evening, my cat locked eyes with my teddy bear and thought, “oh my baby 😻”She walked up, love songs playing in her head, and asked him out. He “accepted.” Boom lovers.

They cuddled. She licked his face. He gave emotional support (silently).
It was purrfect.

Until... she caught him chillin’ too close to the cucumber plush.
BETRAYAL.😭
She growled. He stayed silent (as all guilty teddies do).
They fought. He lost an arm.

And then oh then Queen Stella decided to HANG him.

She struggled, dragged him, tried different angles… then
finally succeeded. 😭💀

After the deed, she calmly walked to me like,

Mother… it is done.

🙃🙃


Moral? Don’t mess with a cat’s heart.
They don’t forgive. They execute. 😂