NOT POUNDED BY SELF DOUBT BECAUSE I CAN DO ANYTHING I SET MY MIND TO.

https://news.1rj.ru/str/Rinstomfoolary

NOT POUNDED BY ANYTHING.

https://news.1rj.ru/str/NiLBabaie

SEDUCED BY THE HANDSOME PHYSICALLY MANIFESTED SOUND THAT SOME PEOPLE HEAR AS YANNY AND OTHERS HEAR AS LAUREL

https://news.1rj.ru/str/monsieurdeparis

SPACE RAPTOR BUTT INVASION.

https://news.1rj.ru/str/genderenvyclub

I'M GAY FOR MY LIVING BILLIONAIRE JET PLANE.

https://news.1rj.ru/str/QEiRADI

MY ASS IS HAUNTED BY THE HANDSOME GHOST OF MY UNSAVED DATA AFTER A COMPUTER CRASH.

https://news.1rj.ru/str/pissdaram

SLAMMED IN THE BUTT BY A POORLY RENDERED COMPUTER GENERATED BLUE GENIE.

https://news.1rj.ru/str/outdated_autopsy

MY ASS IS HAUNTED BY THE GAY UNICORN COLONEL.

https://news.1rj.ru/str/wallsofcave

I HAVE NO BUTT AND I MUST POUND.

https://news.1rj.ru/str/motherfuckersinner

THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF WURDLE POUNDS MY BUTT AS A SLIGHTLY FRUSTRATING BUT ULTIMATELY REWARDING AND MEDITATIVE DAILY ROUTINE.

https://news.1rj.ru/str/raidenskhoshmazeron

BUTTCEPTION, A BUTT WITHIN A BUTT WITHIN A BUTT.

https://news.1rj.ru/str/boogiewoogieb

KISSED ON THE WEINER BY MY OWN WEINER.

https://news.1rj.ru/str/Iwillsuckyourpenissanjisama

MOBY BUTT.

reneé

NOT POUNDED BY MY SOUL CRUSHING JOB BECAUSE I QUIT.

sina

Dear lord i hate my paternal side of the family

The way they overstimulate my brain

All of them talk at the same time and the tv is on and the radio is on and someone's talking on the phone and someone's watching a video on their phone

And they say the most horrid buckwild shit ever

And my cousins dear lord don't let me start on them

They make the stupidest jokes, and all of it is based on making fun of me.