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The Chill Coding Lounge
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Welcome to the Coding Lounge, chill and relax as we talk about programming, memes, and the pain of errors.
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Welcome to The Chill Coding Lounge. My first ever channel (other than the university ones I started😂)

This is the go to checkpoint zone where you can come and just 𝒸𝒽𝒾𝓁𝓁

Have fun and stay relaxed gang. We are gonna learn, laugh, "shit post", and hopefully not cry at the errors thrown by our code (and life😂)

Ladies and Gents, welcome to The Chill Coding Lounge *insert 90s laughter track*
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Before we start this long journey, this is the mascot of my channel (and my inner "wolf"😂😂)

I'll be unoriginal as hell and call him the chill coder. Much will be added to this horribly edited dog.

P.S- Pepe symbolizes how I feel when I code for hours with countless errors
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>Went to church in the afternoon
>Was ready to pray and prostrate myself
> A peice of "Ketema" pokes my left eye
> pain.wav
> Realize that my weak eye was the one that got poked
> Realize I'm in church
> Realize that this can be the chance I can finally get 20/20 vision
> Poggers dude
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Yes I am guilty, this is truly the 7th time I tried to master Node JS, sue me😂 And oh boy do I have stuff to share with you.

Prepare to become backend engineers😂
Good Morning peeps. Just a friendly reminder, the lounge is open 24/7/365/infinity. Have a blessed day coders/ettes/ern'ts (inclusive to all peeps)🙏🏾
Coders and Codettes (including the Codern't), in my long journey to re-master node (for the 7th time🥲), I believe I have come really far and now understand things I thought I'd never understand.

I will be sharing my journey piece by piece for anyone who is interested. Plus you might get something out of it
Who would like to hear my current Node JS journey? (in bite sized peices)
Anonymous Poll
88%
Yes
12%
Oh Hell Nah Dawg
>You will vote yes
>You will take the Node pill
>You will become based
PM asked me for my t-shirt size

Told him I was a large

I now have to build chatGPT V20 in 3 weeks

Agile is the bane of my existence
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Happy Adwa Victory Day everyone. May all your pasta be eaten with Injera🙏🏾
At 30 subscribes I will activate discussions.

The chaos shall begin soon
We hit 30 subs!!!! As promised I'll be opening the pit of discussions.
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console.log("Good Morning Lads and Lassies")
Remember, index your databases correctly. Or else Larry will be coming after you. 🙊

Indexing helps increase the performance of fetching data, which in turn helps your application show data quicker. 🚀

While it is has massive advantages, make sure to use indexes wisely as having to much will ironically make your app slower (the thing we are trying to avoid in the first place)🥲

So make sure to index datasets that have high read to write ratios and index the most common query/field.😎
print("Good Morning Lads and Lassies")
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Let's start the day of right and see what JavaScript (the programming language that is used or integrated by a lot of frontend frameworks and backend languages like Node).

Here is a 100 seconds of JS for both the lovers of the language and the haters as well (Especially the haters)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXOChLn5ZdQ&ab_channel=Fireship
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I will never forget the mathematical betrayal geospacial queries have brought onto my poor brain. I have to convert distance into radians to calculate objects within said distance. RADIANS??????? Oh HELL NAH bro what?

I will be dropping my full opinion on this topic after taking one paracetamol