To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Java. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also GC's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Java truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in GC's existencial catchphrase "java.lang.OutOfMemoryError: GC overhead limit exceeded" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as James Gosling's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Java tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
In better news, someone made a potato have freedom. See here: https://youtu.be/oNjPHcIzQkM
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Self-driving potato
I made a self driving potato. And then named him "Pontus" and adopted him as a pet. This went well.
By popular demand, I wrote a detailed list of parts, you can find it in this reddit comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyrobots/comments/6indk9/i_made…
By popular demand, I wrote a detailed list of parts, you can find it in this reddit comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyrobots/comments/6indk9/i_made…