Inktober 4: Dodge.
"Stop callin' me deathless, sir. I do not know what to tell you, bullets just don't get me. Maybe I dodge 'em or something, could be that. Or maybe I'm just that lucky. Or rather, I ain't lucky, cus 'em bullets do hit me, just not the vitals, miss by 'bout [a centimeter]. This one damn near got me in my [testicles], ricochet off of this here belt buckle, grazed my chin and took off my damn hat. God knows if that was me dodging it or dumb luck. I do not know. I ain't deathless though, sir, wish I were."
Clint Westfield in his interview for "Daily Isles" noscriptd "Deathless Texan Found in Port?" after his seventh presumed death that year. April 14th, 1894.
"Stop callin' me deathless, sir. I do not know what to tell you, bullets just don't get me. Maybe I dodge 'em or something, could be that. Or maybe I'm just that lucky. Or rather, I ain't lucky, cus 'em bullets do hit me, just not the vitals, miss by 'bout [a centimeter]. This one damn near got me in my [testicles], ricochet off of this here belt buckle, grazed my chin and took off my damn hat. God knows if that was me dodging it or dumb luck. I do not know. I ain't deathless though, sir, wish I were."
Clint Westfield in his interview for "Daily Isles" noscriptd "Deathless Texan Found in Port?" after his seventh presumed death that year. April 14th, 1894.
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БУДЬ ЛАСКА ВІД'ЇБІТЬСЯ Я НЕ БУДУ ПРАЦЮВАТИ В АРЕНІ КОНСУЛЬТАНТОМ МЕНІ ПОХУЙ СКІЛЬКИ ВАШІЙ КОМПАНІЇ РОКІВ
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А тепер швиденько підписуємо петицію про заборону зносу історичної забудови у Києві💅
За інформацією Департаменту охорони культурної спадщини КМДА сьогодні в Києві обліковується більше 3000 історичних об'єктів. З них лише близько 1000 (1/3) мають статус пам'яток і захищені Законом від руйнування.
Цією правовою прогалиною користуються недобросовісні забудовники і Мінкульт видає дозволи на знесення тільки так, бо гроші не пахнуть, а серіал про Поворознюка бидлу набагато цікавіше найстарішого будинка на Подолі.
Враховуючи що і Мінкульт і КМДА - контори жадібних підорасів, треба просто заборонити знесення і натягувати тих, хто це буде робити незаконно🐷
ПІДПИСАТИ МОЖУТЬ ВСІ
Сайт: https://petition.kyivcity.gov.ua/petition/?pid=12429
Київ Цифровий:
https://kvd.page.link/Ffeky8UiZTCWACrz5
За інформацією Департаменту охорони культурної спадщини КМДА сьогодні в Києві обліковується більше 3000 історичних об'єктів. З них лише близько 1000 (1/3) мають статус пам'яток і захищені Законом від руйнування.
Цією правовою прогалиною користуються недобросовісні забудовники і Мінкульт видає дозволи на знесення тільки так, бо гроші не пахнуть, а серіал про Поворознюка бидлу набагато цікавіше найстарішого будинка на Подолі.
Враховуючи що і Мінкульт і КМДА - контори жадібних підорасів, треба просто заборонити знесення і натягувати тих, хто це буде робити незаконно
ПІДПИСАТИ МОЖУТЬ ВСІ
Сайт: https://petition.kyivcity.gov.ua/petition/?pid=12429
Київ Цифровий:
https://kvd.page.link/Ffeky8UiZTCWACrz5
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Day 5. Map.
"The Fedorovski Cartography Studio, whose artisans have been credited with the most widespread maps of Gobby for the past few decades, has once again come under scrutiny for their reportedly glaringly inaccurate depiction of the island in their newest rendition of it. According to recent claims, the tourist maps are poorly drawn, incredibly vague, awfully out of scale and, with very few exceptions, have no street names on them.
The current director of the studio and head of the family, Mikael Fedorovski, responded to the accusations with following words:
"That's absurd. Sure they're bad. They've been bad for decades. I'd like to see you try making a good map with this city planning. We live in [bloody] Eageburrow. See that street? Try walking to the end of it. You can't. Because there isn't one. It just turns into a field.""
Excerpt from "Mapmaker Mayhem", "Daily Isles", January 8th, 1897.
"The Fedorovski Cartography Studio, whose artisans have been credited with the most widespread maps of Gobby for the past few decades, has once again come under scrutiny for their reportedly glaringly inaccurate depiction of the island in their newest rendition of it. According to recent claims, the tourist maps are poorly drawn, incredibly vague, awfully out of scale and, with very few exceptions, have no street names on them.
The current director of the studio and head of the family, Mikael Fedorovski, responded to the accusations with following words:
"That's absurd. Sure they're bad. They've been bad for decades. I'd like to see you try making a good map with this city planning. We live in [bloody] Eageburrow. See that street? Try walking to the end of it. You can't. Because there isn't one. It just turns into a field.""
Excerpt from "Mapmaker Mayhem", "Daily Isles", January 8th, 1897.
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Day 6. Golden.
"...saw Caboose's guys for the first time. Call themselves "The Golden Rail Company", wanna land services as railroad security. More like golden rain, if you ask me.
She took some good ones, like the Boar and that loon doc, but most of them are now worse drunks than back at the Waterloo Club. Saw one frenchie so hammered he asked a cat for directions.
They got guns though. And armour. Mandy also said there was an argument over who gets to have the machine guns, and after Andre refused to give em up, Caboose just stole one, complete with a box of ammo.
Mandy says not to worry about it, but they're trouble, I think, and before you accuse me of being paranoid, shut up. Best we get a dozen guys down to their station and remind em how we used to do it back then, turn walls into swiss cheese and ash and be done with it before shit starts getting out of hand. Consider it.
Stay safe,
Harrison.
P.S. Mandy says hi."
Harrison "Junior" Thompson in his letter to Frank "Two-Ton" Smith, October 4th, 1899.
"...saw Caboose's guys for the first time. Call themselves "The Golden Rail Company", wanna land services as railroad security. More like golden rain, if you ask me.
She took some good ones, like the Boar and that loon doc, but most of them are now worse drunks than back at the Waterloo Club. Saw one frenchie so hammered he asked a cat for directions.
They got guns though. And armour. Mandy also said there was an argument over who gets to have the machine guns, and after Andre refused to give em up, Caboose just stole one, complete with a box of ammo.
Mandy says not to worry about it, but they're trouble, I think, and before you accuse me of being paranoid, shut up. Best we get a dozen guys down to their station and remind em how we used to do it back then, turn walls into swiss cheese and ash and be done with it before shit starts getting out of hand. Consider it.
Stay safe,
Harrison.
P.S. Mandy says hi."
Harrison "Junior" Thompson in his letter to Frank "Two-Ton" Smith, October 4th, 1899.
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