Завтра партія, якщо цей крокодил не помре, я охуїю

Day 20. Frost.
"There was great sadness in the air, and cold, as if a harbinger of funerals to come. I looked up, away from the carnage, and my gaze landed on the statue of old Ebenezer Wonderson. Only then did I notice he was riddled with bullets and grapeshot, his coat battered by gunfire and explosions, the writing on the plaque now barely legible. His stone eyes were looking North, towards England, but also as if down, at the bodies by his feet, solemnly.
I wondered then, what would this man say, were he come to life and witness the bloodshed in the streets he once paved, in the homes he built. Would he take our side, fight for our cause? Would he raise arms for his people? Would he weep in between barricades over children who died that day, who had no parents alive to mourn them, nameless and scorned?
Then it snowed, and the screams of the wounded urged us to seek shelter from the cold."

T. Candle, "Memoirs of a Revolutionary"

Ми порахували, йому 62 роки

Ми перерахували, йому 162

А ще він доджить крити на 27 дамагу

Я буквально отримав крит і заігнорив його

Я не те що не вмер, я взагалі за всю партію дамагу не отримав

You may be cool, but you'll never be "162 year old robot moving an anti-air shell with his sword to dodge it" cool

Day 22. Chains.
"The object is to be contained in a 3 by 3 by 3 meter cell underneath the first floor of the block D of Eastern Little Fang prison. It is to be bound by eleven three meter long anchor chains, two for each of its "appendages", wrapped around joints, two for its "body", wrapped around "waist" and "neck", and one for its "wrists", wrapped around them and fixed to the floor of the cell. All the other chains are to be fixed to floor, walls and ceiling of the cell. There is to be no lock to unshackle the chains.
The door to the cell is to be a 2 by 1 meter door completely made of a 15 centimeter thick steel sheet, with three locks at the top, bottom and middle of it. The keys in the locks have to be turned simultaneously for the door to open."

"The twenty meter long, five feet wide corridor to the cell is to be guarded at all times by six highly-trained prison guards in full police armour (including helmet) armed with shotguns, and a two-man machine gun crew.
The door to the corridor is to be the same as the door to the cell. This door is to be guarded by three prison guards in full police armour armed with shotguns."

Eastern Little Fang special containment document №24, 1895.

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Я подумав і вирішив що відновлюю комішки не зважаючи на інктобер, бо ну

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