Forwarded from lean meme xtreme team: paper straw enjoyer edition (FaxMeDarling)
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Day 26. Remove.
INCIDENT REPORT
Constable making report: constable Maximilian Hughes.
Brief denoscription of the incident:
On October 26th at approximately 6:35 o'clock witness 1 (chief inspector Jacob Lewis) spotted the writing on the south most wall of Gobby Police Precinct 1, on the right from the main entrance, while going to work. The writing had not yet dried up, was made in black distemper house paint, and said:
"CHIEF INSPECTOR
JACOB LEWIS is
A
BITCH"
No signs of the perpetrator were found at the scene. As of the time of writing the report the paint has already been removed from the wall almost completely.
The motive for the crime is to be considered personal.
Special notes: Request one jar of white house paint and one wide brush from quartermaster Owen Garth.
INCIDENT REPORT
Constable making report: constable Maximilian Hughes.
Brief denoscription of the incident:
On October 26th at approximately 6:35 o'clock witness 1 (chief inspector Jacob Lewis) spotted the writing on the south most wall of Gobby Police Precinct 1, on the right from the main entrance, while going to work. The writing had not yet dried up, was made in black distemper house paint, and said:
"CHIEF INSPECTOR
JACOB LEWIS is
A
BITCH"
No signs of the perpetrator were found at the scene. As of the time of writing the report the paint has already been removed from the wall almost completely.
The motive for the crime is to be considered personal.
Special notes: Request one jar of white house paint and one wide brush from quartermaster Owen Garth.
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Lewis: does his best as the head of police in a town ruled by gang lords.
Some mf:
Some mf:
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Нагадайте мені щоб я ніколи блять не грав більше у Medieval 2 коли мені ввечері просто нудно, бо зараз майже четверта ранку, я зруйнував Угорщину, взяв Константинополь і відбиваю напади татар і русні на Київ і Ригу.
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Total War is funny cus at some point early on in the campaign I completely took over England, couldn't take over Scotland and left Britain entirely, unchecked for a hundred years in-game time, and now Scotland is enough of a problem that it actively tries to capture fucking Paris.
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