Forwarded from Alex
I am not crazy! I know he fudge those dice! I knew it was a critical 1. As if I could ever get hit bit a natural 20. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot bard at the table to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That boss fight! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated at the throne hall of Mirabar! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own party! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of breaking my games! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Derailing my story! And he gets to be a DM!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!