my mom: *doesn't tell me to do anything*
me: *sits down at computer*
my mom: WHY ARE YOU AT THE COMPUTER GO SHUT THE BLINDS

it's 1°F below freezing

goodnight all!

I LEFT MY MICRO SD CARD IN A SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

y'all ever take a shit and then think "this toilet paper really ain't cutting it" so you take a mini-shower for your asshole only?

https://news.1rj.ru/str/fuuthersdoofers/9835 do you not?

is this unusual?

nini

got my sd :)

now introducing the ipad penis

just did concert g-h scale

(g harmonic)

chemical burns again ;-; but now i know why and how to not get them

protip: don't use nair on your upper arms

nini

https://news.1rj.ru/str/violetkittenart/114 god damn that's good

https://news.1rj.ru/str/draggirl/22318 menthol is literally mint

just