He also supplied another real life haiku

My van just broke down
Must be the alternator
Where is that tow truck?

I'm sorry that a few minutes of "Stay Home" are missing! The rest is fine. 0:00 Never Meant 4:28 The Summer Ends 9:13 Honestly? 15:24 For Sure 18:40 You Know...

I have my ToS, you can read it here: https://sta.sh/0pnt9b9h4m0

what kind of shitty api forces you to use https???