my friend/internet role model/mother-figure got engaged

man, having bras is the best thing

esp. sports bras lmao\

bill wurtz is hot

i need a gaff so bad ;-;

and i found a good one but it's like $30-40

fuck i just want to give up

i don't want to have to deal with this anymore

hhhh now i just feel like i'm doing this all for attention?

how?

i am feeling things?

and i express them?

"except it's fake"

(not @ any of 'yall, just my brain @ me)

I had a hybrid candy bar yesterday.

ideal ^

"i'm gonna talk to the child and try to sound caring"
"roll for deception"

fucking shit i got soda in my bra