(not @ any of 'yall, just my brain @ me)

I had a hybrid candy bar yesterday.

ideal ^

"i'm gonna talk to the child and try to sound caring"
"roll for deception"

fucking shit i got soda in my bra

there is this guy on the bus and he has his little baby in a stroller and he's so happy looking at her this is so precious

https://news.1rj.ru/str/makomuttchannel/10097 lol

god i hate drag

why do i have to get a ton of dysphoreia right before bed

i feel terrible

hey

i love animals

https://news.1rj.ru/str/angrybitchasscunt/1678 i prefer it to c++

https://news.1rj.ru/str/angrybitchasscunt/1679 yes

dicyanoacetylene makes the hottest flame known from any chemical reaction

lpt: name your child 'muriam'

fun fact: 21-20-ene-dione has been identified

chemical formula: C21O2

TIL the IRS has a line for you to declare money you made illegally. "Ill-gotten gains" are as taxable as any other income...except the IRS will totally rat you out after taking their cut. https://ift.tt/2EjaJ4D