Did you really count if there were 100 guys tied to the track ?
What a nerd !!!
We appreciate it anyways.

We promise to tie 400 more innocent people once we reach 500 members.
Help us for more fun. It will be worth for sure !!

You could pull the lever if you wanted to or you could leave it be. Either way, English teachers will misinterpret your poem for decades.
Credit: C.A.W.

Game Theory in a Trolley Problem