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Political YouTubers be like "I have been censored by the government"

The censorship:
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I wonder what can lead to the Epstein files not being released on Friday
Westerners mistaking imperialism for empowerment episode ten-thousand-something
Forwarded from penny newspaper
Нема людей кращих, ніж українці
Очєрєдноє свідєтєльство
Cold take: every corruption perception index has to be accompanied by a corruption tolerance index: the former measures how often corruption scandals show up in the news and the latter shows how bad a case of corruption has to be to hit the news and how often big cases are announced in real time versus post factum in fine print.
As the peace plan neared it's completion, russian minister of foreign affairs Lavrov has come out with a shocking revelation that would set the peace effort back by hours:

"Yesterday, we suffered a horrible loss", he began: "a Ukrainian nationalist spy has assassinated a person on a high position in the russian government. I hereby with great sadness inform you that russian foreign minister Lavrov has been assassinated", continued Lavrov. "I have already sent condolences to Mr. Lavrov's family and informed then that their beloved relative will be avenged tenfold!" Mr. Lavrov ended his speech." Western governments have already voiced concerns related to Ukraine targeting Mr. Lavrov, but also voiced doubts in the truth of such claims: "We're still looking into this, but there are some things that prompt scepticism, Mr. Lavrov's presence at a press conference regarding his own death being one of them. If what he is saying is true, we strongly condemn Ukrainian government for this, but this needs further research" — an anonymous source in a country's governments told us.
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Any day can be a Mental Health Awareness Day if you neglected it long enough
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Is this US doing something competently I'm seeing?

Impossible.

Now to install the fascist in the government that would make people nostalgic for Maduro and somehow lose half the country to ISIS even though it's Latin America and I'll believe that good old Uncle Sam is back.
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I'm glad Maduro is gone, it's long overdue, but maybe it will contribute to both democratic future of Venezuela and the illusion of rule of law if it's not the District Court of New York that decides his fate but the future Venezuela after free elections and reforms.

But that will make sense after toppling a dictator in favour of a democratically elected government, not after conquering a colony for a ressource grab.
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No translation needed, top tier meme
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Forwarded from Новинач
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Трамп заявив, що США керуватимуть Венесуелою доки не буде забезпечено безпечний і контрольований перехід влади, та не виключив повторної, значно масштабнішої атаки у разі необхідності.

За його словами, Сполучені Штати також планують залучити найбільші американські нафтові компанії й інвестувати мільярди доларів у відновлення нафтової інфраструктури країни.

Він також зазначив, що Ніколас Мадуро та його дружина постануть перед правосуддям у США
Forwarded from Моя Яма (🇺🇦‡Дмитро‡ 🇪🇺🇽🇰 🏳️‍🌈)
«З точки зору наднаціональної безпеки нам потрібна Нова Англія, а Сполучені Штати потребують, щоб ми її мали, і вони це знають».— також заявила Урсула.
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The difference between preservational militantism (trying not to go extinct) and dominational militantism (trying to get everyone else go extinct) is that the mission of the former is to oppose the latter, while the mission of the latter is to pretend to be the former.
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