It was way funnier when you said it

Society cat gas leak incident

I love butter so much

I had a dream last night where I was eating buttered sourdough bread the rothschilds have perfected the alien technology of advertising everything all the time to anyone on earth but I must have forgotten to opt into personalized ads somewhere along the way because they're advertising shit that's at the top of everybody's grocery list

I can just feel it I'm gonna have a dream about getting a tire rotation tonight or maybe getting a box of #10 2 1/2" wood screws

Surely the rothschilds wouldn't be so brazen as to advertise milk in my dreams the night after a butter dream

Soon the dreams of long lost friends, dead relatives, doing cocaine and having sex with PS1 Lara Croft will be a distant memory, replaced with dreams of making sure I'm not out of Clorox bleach or Land O Lakes salted butter on sale BOGOHO

I won't even miss the dreams: I'll have butter like no one's ever had butter before

Shitniggers.

Just another butter day in my excellent schizo life

Every time I do, it makes me laugh

Monkey game >>>

Mmmmmnnnnnacho
Just slap it all on there