Metroid Dread had awesome gameplay but the soundtrack was not memorable outside of bossfights or the EMMIs

putting it in second place after Super Metroid is more bold than anyone should be comfortable with. The shinesparking was fuckin CLEAN though

definitely enjoyed dread

I would place Fusion and Zero Mission both above Dread though Dread is above the NES original for me

and obviously Samus Returns though I haven't played the 3ds remake

I need to tbh, it looks like the most obvious predecessor to Dread

I won't lie I haven't played Metroid Prime 2 or 3 OR Hunters for DS, I had no right to be as excited for MP4 as I was

I don't even struggle with the Wiimote and I have I think 5 gamecube controllers

Making niggas wait 18 years for an UGLY ASS
STUPID ASS
PS2 LOOKIN ASS
DESERT WITH NO RADIO ON A MOTORCYCLE
is offensive

NOOO MY SPATULA FELL IN THR GUMBO 😭😭😭

That's what you get

Here's what makes me ESPECIALLY mad

I watched Zootopia 2 today and it actually delivered as far as Disney sequels go

I lowkey didn't think either movie was like super good but Zootopia 2 had some funny moments and set up a sequel which is all anyone expects from a Disney sequel

My frame of reference is approximately as limited within Disney as it is within Nintendo, but Nintendo apparently can no longer do shit to deliver within their context despite Disney supposedly being the company which fucks everything up every time

HOW Nintendo thought that a METROID game were Samus is surrounded by Marveltards would be okay for even 30 minutes is beyond me, they had to have known it wouldn't fly. This is the company that has had Navi AND Phi AND saw that people thought Tears of the Kingdom's world was empty as fuck for the wait

the current Nintendrone cope is that "they spent x amount millions of dollars and just wanted to put something out to fulfill their promise of Metroid Prime 4 for the original Switch" like nigga what?

I can accept game development is harder than it was in the 90s but like what the fuck are you talking about I'm playing the original Metroid Prime for the gamecube on my wii and shit is designed 10x better than shit looks for the new one and has better music than Dread at least without an EMPTY ASS
UGLY ASS
open world that I DO NOT want to fucking "EXPLORE"

Spend another 5 million dollars and make the game less fucking soul-sapping and all the chuds will buy AND the nintendrones will recommend the game in droves instead of in smaller droves, that's recouping the loss like what are you fucking DOING

Just deliver it's not that hard

Niggas are like "no one could deliver on that level of hype" and they are smoking CRACK