I've had wet dreams over Lara Croft I don't trust amazon with her or her BIG ASS titties

I'M KILLIN MYSELF GAMING IS DEAD

give that bitch some TIDDIES

she's gonna be a flat cuntboy

I HATE games

I need another BEER

I HATE cuntboy lara croft and you should too!

give that bitch some damn titties that swing around and shit

shtiting my guts out

LOOKS SHIT MAKE HER TITTIES BIGGER AND GET RID OF THE NIGGER

I FUCKING WILL

I'm going to give my ADORING FANS lovable bitches with BIG ASS TITTIES and METROID GAMES where FAGGOTS don't TALK ABOUT WHERE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GO NEXT

You wanna traverse an empty open world on a motorcycle? TOUGH SHIT NIGGER. You get a tightly connected HIGHLY ENJOYABLE hub where YOU CAN RETURN when IMPORTANT SHIT HAPPENS and you won't spend more than 5 minutes at a time in this ROOM

no

I hate bad games

I had to send an email to a game company last night asking them to update a game they'd made for last gen consoles so that it ran smoothly on current gen consoles

LITERALLY the gunshot sounds and enemy death sounds were missing from this game because it was carelessly ported to the current gen

if the product doesn't work don't release it

this is not a galaxy gas take this is being fed up with being exposed to a heap of steaming stinking shit

everything that's good with the world is expressed in the form of gaming and everything that's gay nigger AIDS in the world is also expressed in gaming