don't smoke, but this goes hard as hell

Last night:

"Omg it's singles day omgggg i'm singlllllle"
Okay? Now let me watch crazy taxi speedruns in peace

Hey bby gurl, wanna listen to some real metal?

(Tricks her so i can play her the entire mitski discogrphy)

Just realised they wont allow me inside with this fit

Who put a nerd reaction there?

Found this in the streets, smells like a pack of gum

To the person who hearted this, may i find you and hug you to death

Never knew they made straws like this

I came, i saw, i pat the cat

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