Vodafone Ireland Twitter account compromised and they gave us a shout-out from it 😂😂

https://twitter.com/VodafoneIreland/status/1700519265940508690

"To get into malware development do I need to learn how to code?"

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

No, you don't need to learn how to code. Most malware can be assembled by visiting your local toy store and purchasing a Lego Malware Development Kit.

The attached image is a never seen before photo of Conti ransomware group making their first ransomware variant.

Updates to vx-underground are going to be suspended for a good duration of time. The attached image below describes our current situation.

Best way to summarize our migration and improvements while in testing

We will gift free vx-underground swag to the first person to write malware in MATLAB. MATLAB supports invocation of WINAPI functions by invoking loadlibrary.

- Must be open source
- Windows ONLY
- Code must work (compiled as .exe)
- Basic malware, nothing fancy, no ransomware

NOTE: We have never seen malware written in MATLAB before. And, to the best of our knowledge, no vendor has written a report on this. It'll be something truly special!

*We don't have any papers on MATLAB in our 15,000+ malware analysis papers...

Yo YoroiSecurity, who the hell writes like this? Did your company resurrect the ghost of 19th century German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche?

November 11th, 2019 officer Rafael Aguilera of the Little Rock, Arkansas Police Department logs into his patrol units computer system.

The body cam footage shows him typing "Sierra123$".

Hopefully they've changed their passwords since 2019.

We would also like to remind BianLian that Save the Children is part of Russian and Ukraine. They first assisted Russia in 1921 during the Russian famine. They fed over 675,000 people for free.

How will you explain this to your people?

WW3, and the end of the world as we know it, will be between K-Pop stans and Anime nerds.