10/10 email. Thank you to the author of this email. This is masterful satire.

If it is not satire, we are very sorry Mr. Williams (retired, not expired)

We've got 21,000+ malware samples in queue, 8 more harddrives to clone, 50+ malware development papers to add, 200+ malware reverse engineering papers to add, and a bunch of cat gifs

We've updated the VXUG malware families collection

- AkiraRansomware
- BottomLoader
- DLRAT
- GoTitan
- GraphicalProton
- GuLoader
- HazyLoader
- LitterDrifter
- NineRAT
- PlugX
- RedLine
- RhadamanthysLoader
- RhysidaRansomware
- RisePro
- VettaLoader

https://vx-underground.org/Samples/Families

Accidentally compressed 50,000+ malware samples with the password 'infecyed'.

vx-underground staff member Flame is hard at work uploading malware samples.

He is not on fire.

In 2023 Caesars was compromised and ransomed by ALPHV ransomware group

Their executives are probably afraid of the H word

Context

These Apple Vision Pro's are revolutionary

help i cant get this stupid note off my eyes

You can now debug your code as you run errands

Alternate noscript: this man is experiencing a drug-induced psychosis, those are not real Apple Vision Pro's

The NSA as they're watching your degeneracy in-real-time through your Apple Vision Pro's

Imagine if we had a Human Resources department

We've updated the vx-underground APT collection for January, 2024.

Check it out here: https://vx-underground.org/APTs/2024

vx-underground harddrive cloner station is now live

Benefits include

- Poor wire management
- Extreme heat coming from area
- Probably an electrical fire hazard
- On the floor so dog trips over it
- Nested below cheap $40 desk that bends and wobbles

the vx-underground search functionality will be returning and go live in the next few days

(assuming it doesnt crash and burn)

Finland's National Bureau of Investigation (NBI) identified and arrested an individual by getting his fingerprints ... from a photograph made by a phone.

Attached image is where they got his fingerprints

More information: https://yle.fi/a/74-20058572

Update on cloner station

- It puts out a lot of heat
- Cable management has worsened

Binance has announced they're delisting XMR