Alternate noscript: this man is experiencing a drug-induced psychosis, those are not real Apple Vision Pro's

The NSA as they're watching your degeneracy in-real-time through your Apple Vision Pro's

Imagine if we had a Human Resources department

We've updated the vx-underground APT collection for January, 2024.

Check it out here: https://vx-underground.org/APTs/2024

vx-underground harddrive cloner station is now live

Benefits include

- Poor wire management
- Extreme heat coming from area
- Probably an electrical fire hazard
- On the floor so dog trips over it
- Nested below cheap $40 desk that bends and wobbles

the vx-underground search functionality will be returning and go live in the next few days

(assuming it doesnt crash and burn)

Finland's National Bureau of Investigation (NBI) identified and arrested an individual by getting his fingerprints ... from a photograph made by a phone.

Attached image is where they got his fingerprints

More information: https://yle.fi/a/74-20058572

Update on cloner station

- It puts out a lot of heat
- Cable management has worsened

Binance has announced they're delisting XMR

Hello,

Per request our search functionality has now returned! Hooray!

To our beloved scraping friends,

We now have a sitemap to make your lives easier.

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A Threat Actor operating under the name "Poopingman" claims to have compromised "JoinTheRealWorld" also known as "Hustler's University". It is a website owned by Andrew Tate.

Some researchers are questioning the validity of this statement, asserting that these are the result of a malware stealer

Lockbit ransomware group conflict with XSS forum administration is escalating. Lockbit ransomware group is threatening to have XSS forum administrator murdered (???).

We have never witnessed such a visceral reaction to being banned from a forum and being labeled a scammer.

We spoke with Lockbit ransomware group regarding the allegations of murder. Lockbit administration staff said they never explicitly stated they wanted the XSS administrator murdered - they said they will do as they deem fit when they get his personal information.

The IGN Twitter account is compromised. It's remarkable how sneakily Epsilon group took control.

The Discord in their Twitter profile is not IGNs. It links to a Discord server Epsilon group controls.

Give us toothbrush malware samples or you're a goddamn liar >:(

https://www.zdnet.com/home-and-office/smart-home/3-million-smart-toothbrushes-were-just-used-in-a-ddos-attack-really/

We've updated the vx-underground Windows malware paper collection

- 2024-01-22 - Demonstrating proxy DLL loading
- 2024-01-24 - Demonstrating Remote TLS Callback Injection
- 2024-02-01 - Unmanaged .NET Patching
- 2024-02-02 - GetProcAddress usage via ordinal

We have conducted the largest DdoS attack in history. We are sending 572^265 TiBs/second using 3 hamsters and an old soggy toothbrush we found on the side of the road

(Toothbrush not pictured)

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