tl;dr if your company has allegedly been compromised, do not start banning, or timing out people, who are asking questions about it. It only fuels the fire and makes the questioning and rumors more ferocious.

Good morning, afternoon, or night.

Today we mailed out the remaining vx-underground collection harddrives. It was sent to 6 people.

To those people: during packaging we discovered some sort of mysterious goo on the harddrive boxes. We do not know what it is. It is mysterious.

tl;dr ALPHV affiliates just moved to RansomHub

Unrelated to malware, but potentially relevant to people who go outside

Url: https://stanford.edu/group/designx_lab/cgi-bin/mainwiki/index.php/(Premium)_Roblox_Gift_Card_Generator_2023_No_Human_Verification_Working

We expect Harvard and Stanford to give us PhDs in Computer Science for our thesis on free robux

Some people thought the Robux thing we tweeted was an actual way to get Robux for free 😭😭😭😭

You're now banned from the internet. Forever.

Fighting the temptation to keep meme-ing universities with free Robux malspam

Lord have mercy 🙏😭

This is real. Also, we don't trust it

No seriously, it's real

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.bebra.android.client

"Have you ever accidentally detonated malware on your main machine?"

Yes, and it was like this

Google has announced 'Chrome Enterprise' with two tiers available: Core and Premium.

It will allow administrators to control functionality of the browser and have enhanced security controls. See attached image for more details.