Fighting the temptation to keep meme-ing universities with free Robux malspam

Lord have mercy 🙏😭

This is real. Also, we don't trust it

No seriously, it's real

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ai.bebra.android.client

"Have you ever accidentally detonated malware on your main machine?"

Yes, and it was like this

Google has announced 'Chrome Enterprise' with two tiers available: Core and Premium.

It will allow administrators to control functionality of the browser and have enhanced security controls. See attached image for more details.

The feds are here

We've updated the vx-underground Windows and Linux malware paper collection.

Goodnight (or good morning?)

See full list of additions here: https://vx-underground.org/Update%20Notes

Unbelievably, upon review, we realized we have crossed off ALMOST our entire to-do list. It only took 4 years and 11 months.

- 36,000,000+- malware samples
- 19,852 papers
- 38,793 APT papers and/or samples
- 3,206 malware sources
- VXDB developed and implemented

We've also distributed complete copies of our collection to people all across to globe. In the event that every single person with access to vx-underground dies in a horrific airplane crash – someone will be able to continue our legacy.

Cheers

Someone tried to community note us over a meme.

> wake up
> check news
> 0day exploited in the wild
> scroll down
> police offices being ransomed
> ransom group threatening to leak data on rape victims
> scroll down
> "nudes in bio"

Happy Friday.

> Elon Musk vows to crack down on porn spam
> record scratch
> window breaking noise
> Stone Cold Steve Austin music plays

We did a spam test on Twitter. We got 21 spam replies in 30 seconds. It keeps climbing.

https://twitter.com/vxunderground/status/1778807528417116177

The spam bots are recursively replying to each other because their spam messages contain key words other spam bots use

tl;dr spam inception

https://twitter.com/rosenwells/status/1778809976930115626

Hello, how are you?

Harddrives are back in stock. Merch store is back open for a limited time.

https://www.vx-underwear.org/

Today we spoke with RansomHub ransomware group.

Their representative immediately wanted to dispel any rumors of them being a potential rebrand of ALPHV ransomware group – they assert they're victims of the ALPHV exit scam. They appear to be hyper-aware of these allegations, suggesting they're (probably) on social media and actively monitoring discussions regarding their group.

Additionally, they shared with us various documents which illustrate possession of sensitive data from the United Healthcare Group breach.

* We are unable to verify the authenticity of these documents. However, we do not question the validity of the documents shown. We believe the data to be real.

* There is currently no concrete evidence to suggest RansomHub is a rebrand of ALPHV. Currently accusations of them being a rebrand primarily revolve around the time of their initial launch and 'gut feelings'. To the best of our knowledge there is not any other publicly available information which proves beyond a reasonable doubt this is ALPHV.

* No RansomHub ransomware group payload has surfaced online. We do believe it exists. They are either undiscovered or labeled TLP:RED and are not shared publicly. Some reports suggest the payload is written in Go, but no IOCs were shared.

* RansomHub would not share a malware sample with us. RansomHub would not provide us with photos or access to their ransomware affiliate panel. RansomHub told us they're currently re-developing (?) their ransomware payload.

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