Correction: USDoD was a broker and/or middleman for the initial posting. We were instructed to explicitly state that credit for the compromise is to be given to an individual operating under the moniker "SXUL".

Today Snowflake, a digital storage provider who was recently surrounded in controversy from the TicketMaster breach, put out a joint statement with both Mandiant and Crowdstrike.

tl;dr Snowflake was not breached

Mandiant and Crowdstrike are both heavy-hitters in the DFIR industry and have worked the largest network compromises on the planet – from ransomware incidents to state sponsored threat actors. So, we applaud Snowflake for hiring not one but two DFIR consulting firms. That is a pretty penny spent and it appears Snowflake took the rumors and speculation very serious. That is cool and badass.

Per the report – although Snowflake was not breached, customers of Snowflake have been a 'trending' target, and some customers failed to follow the recommended best security practices written by Snowflake.

Snowflake, in conjunction with Mandiant and Crowdstrike, identified various customers who may have also been targeted and have notified the customers.

Official statement and more information: https://community.snowflake.com/s/question/0D5VI00000Emyl00AB/detecting-and-preventing-unauthorized-user-access

You degenerates need to stop goofin' on the FBI 😭

Hello, how are you?

Today is the day of rest. We hope all of you have had a good week and a good weekend thus far.

Next week we will be updating the archives, adding more papers, and adding more samples.

We'll see you Monday.

Love you ♥️

Today was not a good day for the day of the rest.

tl;dr

> wake up
> over 9,000 notifications
> wtf.exe
> vx-underground flagged by cloudflare
> wtf we use cloudflare
> cry on xitter
> cloudflare fixes and says sorry
> open the door
> get on the floor
> walk the dinosaur

People who understand the meme

vx-uwu is back

We do vx-uwu every so often because a few years ago a joke surfaced of a vx-underground member saying "I'm gay". It bothered some people, for whatever reason, so we decided it would be funny to roll with it – be extra gay, cute, anime-uwu, etc, to antagonize them.

tl;dr uwu

Updates to vx-underground

Archives:
- The One New Thing, May 2024
- Builder.Win32.DarkGateLoader.a (unknown variant)

Malware collections:
- Bazaar.2024.05
- InTheWild.0125
- Virussign.2024.06.01
- Virussign.2024.05.31
- Virussign.2024.05.30
- Virussign.2024.05.29
- Virussign.2024.05.28

Papers:
- 2023-02-03 - Threat Actors Abuse AI-Generated Youtube Videos to Spread Stealer Malware
- 2023-05-13 - Mallox affiliate leverages PureCrypter in MS-SQL exploitation campaigns
- 2023-04-26 - Unpacking BellaCiao: A Closer Look at Iran’s Latest Malware
- 2024-01-05 - Tomb Crypter and ChrGetPdsi Stealer Analysis Report (INT00011701)
- 2024-05-13 - Exploring the Depths of SolarMarker's Multi-tiered Infrastructure
- 2024-05-14 - Breaking new ground: Uncovering Akira's privilege escalation techniques

Administrative announcement:

vx-underground telegram chatroom now has 'vx-underground kitty cat' sticker pack to ensure cat image spamming.

Thanks,

Game reverse engineers and cheaters hate this 1 simple trick (impossible to bypass)

Today on 4chan someone leaked internal documents from Club Penguin.

It is 137 documents which include product planning, proof-of-concepts, internal e-mails, and some documents on other projects such as Tron.

All of the material appears dated, it is probably valuable to lost media nerds.

Yesterday it was announced that IKEA is launching a virtual Roblox store. They're seeking Roblox players to work in the Roblox IKEA store. Must be 18+

Location: Fully remote
Schedule: Flexible
Pay: £13.15 / €14.80
Employment type: Contract

Details: https://thecoworker.co.uk/

Possible reasons:

- DNS
- Ransomware
- Someone stepped on a banana, slid, fell onto important thing
- Bad code pushed to prod
- Unplugged massive FCC router, didn't wait long enough before plugging back in

tl;dr don't read TikTok dms ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Today is was announced an unknown Threat Actor(s) had discovered an exploit in TikTok which allows users to hijack accounts.

Details are scarce – however it has been noted that the payload (as it is being described) is delivered through TikTok direct messages. The payload is executed when the direct message is read. However, it does not require any external files be executed, the user does not need to respond to the message, etc.

No details have been unveiled on whether or not this is platform specific (i.e. Android or iOS).

The unknown Threat Actor(s) have compromised Paris Hilton, CNN, and Sony. It is claimed other high-profile and/or celebrity accounts have been compromised, but no other 'high-profile' accounts have been disclosed other than the ones previously noted. The TikTok security team is aware of the issue and has confirmed the legitimacy of the exploit with Forbes.

TikTok representatives stated to Forbes that a small number of users were compromised. No exact numbers were given. TikTok representatives have not stated if the exploit is still valid, how users can protect themselves, or what the attackers have done with the compromised accounts.

Full article and source: https://www.forbes.com/sites/emilybaker-white/2024/06/04/a-zero-day-tiktok-hack-is-taking-over-celebrity-and-brand-accounts/?sh=621c6d4c6060

Shout out to Telegram for advertising an infostealer on our Telegram channel. That is cool and badass

(we don't make any money from the advertisements placed on our Telegram page)

Who the hell do you think we are, Telegram? Now people are seeing an 'OG' username advertisement 😭