More pictures via MAC 2024

https://vk.com/album-222833950_297402765

Updates to vx-underground

Samples:
- VirusSign.2024.06.10
- VirusSign.2024.06.11
- VirusSign.2024.06.12
- VirusSign.2024.06.13
- VirusSign.2024.06.14
- VirusSign.2024.06.15
- VirusSign.2024.06.16
- VirusSign.2024.06.17

Papers:
- 2024-05-21 - Uncovering an undetected KeyPlug implant attacking industries in Italy
- 2024-05-22 - Deep Dive Into Unfading Sea Haze: A New Threat Actor in the South China Sea
- 2024-05-22 - Novel EDR-Killing 'GhostEngine' Malware Is Built for Stealth
- 2024-05-23 - Chinese Espionage Campaign Expands to Target Africa and The Caribbean
- 2024-05-23 - Operation Diplomatic Specter: An Active Chinese Cyberespionage Campaign Leverages Rare Tool Set to Target Governmental Entities in the Middle East, Africa and Asia
- 2024-05-23 - Sharp Dragon expands towards Africa and The Caribbean
- 2024-05-24 - Stark Industries Solutions: An Iron Hammer in the Cloud

Today we discovered that vx-underground not only manages the vx-underground domain, but we also manage the United States Postal Service.

tl;dr we're sorry your package was lost, but that's not our fault. Sometimes shipping sucks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hello, how are you?

We're currently experimenting with a new harddrive distribution technique.

We currently distribute data in the form of an external harddrive. Moving forward we will deliver it in a plain 'ol SATA drive, and we'll also toss in a SATA to USB converter for people who don't have a drive bay, or want to open their box.

It'll be much faster and easier for us (and you).

Hunters International ransomware group claims to have ransomed Circle K. Atlanta.

In other words, stoners now face difficulties trying to purchase chips and soda. It may even impact their ability to purchase Swisher Sweets.

Say a prayer for the stoner homies 🙏

You may not like it, but this is what writing malware is like

Advanced Auto Parts confirmed a data breach with the SEC last week.

A few weeks earlier an unidentified Threat Actor(s) who compromised TicketMaster also claimed to have compromised Advanced Auto Parts. When the Threat Actor(s) initially reported to have compromised Advanced Auto Parts, no details or data was provided to substantiate their claims other than a sale placed on Breached.

Today we can confirm that Advanced Auto Parts was indeed compromised and data was indeed exfiltrated.

Advanced Auto Parts wrote to the SEC that they believe the compromise took place on or around May 23rd, 2024. Furthermore, their data was stolen via unauthorized access to a 3rd party cloud database environment (asserted to be Snowflake by the Threat Actor(s)).

Advanced Auto Parts confirmed the data stolen contains sensitive information on current and former employees including government identified such as social security numbers. Advanced Auto Parts stated they will offer impacted individuals free credit monitoring and identity restoration services.

Image courtesy of pancak3lullz

More information and official SEC report: https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1158449/000115844924000162/aap-20240523.htm

We are aware of the alleged AMD breach.

We love you all, and we appreciate you nerds notifying us, but we got way too many notifications. We got 50+ notifications about it. 😭

We haven't verified the data. We don't know if it's a legit breach or not. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Earlier this morning we began receiving notifications from starrdlux regarding some car dealerships in Atlanta, Georgia having 'computer outages'. Due to these problems, she was unable to have her car serviced.

Subsequently, car dealerships in Las Vegas, Nevada (opposite side of the United States) began reporting computer problems as well. Independent journalists began reporting online that it was a ransomware attack.

And now, just moments ago, BleepinComputer received confirmation that CDK Global, a car dealership SaaS, is in the midst of a 'cyber attack'. This 'cyber attack' which has not been confirmed to be a ransomware attack, has reportedly shutdown services related to CRM, payroll, financing, support and service, inventory, and back office operations.

tl;dr rumors, speculations, and gut feelings ended up being real.

More information: https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/cdk-global-cyberattack-impacts-thousands-of-us-car-dealerships/

Drama with YouTube and Firefox today.

YouTube is stuttering for Firefox users. The problem interestingly is not with Firefox, but the way YouTube delivers data.

tl;dr YouTube is being a bunch of jerks, Firefox has to fix it so users can view stuff.

https://www.reddit.com/r/firefox/comments/1djkdql/for_people_who_worry_about_youtube/

her: you are what u eat ;)

me (not freeing the heap):

Good morning, good evening, or good night vx-underground Telegram degenerates,

From our reports we have determined you degenerates have tried to say the N-word 458 times since our chatroom was created. We are currently running at an average of 24.10526315 N-word attempts per day.

Individuals with a formal education in Data Science and Artificial Intelligence are expressing their disdain for the recent trend of Artificial Intelligence.

Sorry, should have attached the article. Truthfully, we laughed at the post, screencapped it, and moved on.

Please stop hitting us with sticks.

You can read the full article here: https://ludic.mataroa.blog/blog/i-will-fucking-piledrive-you-if-you-mention-ai-again/

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