her: you are what u eat ;)

me (not freeing the heap):

Good morning, good evening, or good night vx-underground Telegram degenerates,

From our reports we have determined you degenerates have tried to say the N-word 458 times since our chatroom was created. We are currently running at an average of 24.10526315 N-word attempts per day.

Individuals with a formal education in Data Science and Artificial Intelligence are expressing their disdain for the recent trend of Artificial Intelligence.

Sorry, should have attached the article. Truthfully, we laughed at the post, screencapped it, and moved on.

Please stop hitting us with sticks.

You can read the full article here: https://ludic.mataroa.blog/blog/i-will-fucking-piledrive-you-if-you-mention-ai-again/

We're collecting Xitter spam bots like Pokemon

Correction: our previous post about the compromise of the Los Angeles School Unified District may be a result of a compromise from Vice Society ransomware group in 2022. During that compromise from Vice Society we did not review the data, hence we cannot confirm if the data is new or old.

tl;dr may be recycled leak, could be new leak, we don't know but the data is still bad news.

> Newest security update patches CVE-XXXX-XXXX

The patch:

Kaspersky and all of its subsidiaries, affiliates, or parent companies are forbidden from selling in the United States starting July 20th.

They can provide updates to existing customers until September 29th.

More information: https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2024/06/21/kaspersky-banned-us-antivirus-russia/

Today AnyRun App Sandbox announced they were compromised

No customer data was stolen, no production environment is impacted

tl;dr Threat Actor phished customer, Threat actor used phished customer to phish AnyRun employee

More information:
https://x.com/anyrun_app/status/1804157392935870466

Shoutout to AnyRun for the full-disclosure and being honest about the situation.

Today on Linus Tech Tips' WAN show mentions that him and his team purchased a vx-underground harddrive.

Subsequently, he calls us sketchy, states he doesn't know us, and he cannot recommend us to his followers.

😭😭😭😭😭

Note: he doesn't know us, we don't know him or his team. Our website is sketchy to non-malware people.

We don't see this as insulting. But, it's funny seeing him say this for liability sake – he doesn't want one of his followers detonating ransomware and then blaming him 😂😂

Companies when they discover cybersecurity isn't a buzzword, they've become a victim of ransomware, and it's causing damage on an international scale

Ransomware operators celebrating another healthcare facility being ransomed (they said it's the hospital's fault, not theirs)

Greets

We're still watching the CDK Global situation – some CDK Global customers submitted precautionary SEC 8-K forms. ZachXBT and other cryptocurrency nerds are discussing the theft of $54,000,000 from BtcTurk.

Please, no more chaos. We're busy this weekend 🙏

> wake up
> check e-mail
> asked to sponsor cybersecurity conference

We love you for thinking about us. But you're basically asking a homeless person for $10,000+. It could be the other way around, we should be asking you to sponsor us.

CDK Global outage officially attributed to BlackSuit ransomware group.

That's interesting.

More information: https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/cdk-global-outage-caused-by-blacksuit-ransomware-attack/

Social engineering is alive and well

Damn, Mark Cuban got the hookup. Sundar Pichai got the squad on it ASAP