Someone put together a PowerPoint presentation on why we should follow them on Xitter.

Hello,

We're terribly sorry to this round of vx-underground harddrive purchasers. We've had so many headaches with our harddrive vendor it's unimaginable. They lost our purchased drives and are now arguing about reshipping drives. They initially said they'd issue a reshipping July 2nd, now they're talking about reshipping July 5th.

First and foremost, we're no longer purchasing from Seagate. Secondly, we're going to challenge the Seagate CEO and the Seagate CFO to a 2v2 on Halo 3.

Bradley & I (smelly) vs Dave Mosley & Gianluca Romano

Rules:
- Map: Guardian
- Weapons: BRs and Snipers only
- Modifications: No invis
- Grenades are OK
- Self-imposed death: -1 point(s)
- Respawn time: 5 seconds

Good luck, noobs. We've got a 50 in Team Doubles

inb4 Seagate accepts the challenge, wins, they T-bag us

Introduce completely useless and unnecessary COM abstractions into your code. EDRs think it's cool.

(it wraps to LocalAlloc, but whatever)

Hello,

We have returned to our pseudo-goth-weird-dark-art profile picture stage.

Have a nice day.

Per request, if you'd like a copy of vx-uwu you can download it here:

https://vx-underground.org/tmp

Hello,

We're going to be AFK this weekend. Please don't do anything crazy.

Thanks,

Hello,

We're back. It looks like everything is okay and nothing has burned to the ground. We're proud of all of you. You get +2 internet points.

I've got a virus on my computer

William Front Flip 😭😭😭

Updates to vx-underground

Archives:
- The Old New Thing, June, 2024

Families:
- Latrodectus
- BadSpace
- XWorm
- FormBook
- Oyster
- WarmCookie
- P2PInfect
- LummaStealer
- DisgoMoji
- KoiLoader
- BlankGrabber
- BruteRatel
- CobaltStrike
- Android.SpyNote
- Amadey

One the largest contributors to vx-underground is JaffaCakes. In the past 45+- days he has submitted over 1,250,000 unique malware samples to the vx-underground malware database.

He has successfully unlocked 4 cat pictures.

It's been really quiet lately.

It's the calm before the storm.

We've been fighting with our harddrive distributor since May 29th, 2024 about the harddrives we purchased.

They lost 9 drives and have been fighting with us every week about refunding our money.

No idea why a company valued at $12,300,000,000 is fighting us over $1,600

We got our money back. It's a Christmas miracle. It took 8 weeks.

Fun fact: "Some vegetables can be ready to harvest in 3–8 weeks, including radishes, baby carrots, and cucumbers."

tl;dr become farmers before get refund

Hi, it's me, Smelly.

I'm sorry to everyone I haven't replied to in the past week.

For the past week or so I've been very sick. Doctors aren't entirely sure what's wrong — but they suspect I have contracted Giardia. It is miserable.

Bradley is currently steering the ship.

Essentially, if it is an American Holiday and you visit a large lake and/or pond with family members, be careful to not intentionally or accidentally swallow lake and/or pond water.

It may result in a parasitic infection in your intestines.

We're aware of a critical issue impacting vx-underground. Individuals are unable to access files because of a recent backend change.

Rest assured our finest nerds are on the case (they're in Europe, we're doomed).