No idea what women dressed as lamps has to do with cybersecurity. It's also creepy. We feel bad for the women they hired to dress as lamps and greet people.

Administrative updates:

- New hardware purchased via successful fundraiser
- Migration to new servers completed
- 330,000+- new malware samples queued
- 200+- papers queued

The vx-underground collection is growing approx 1.4TB per month at our current pace.

Cheers,

In April, 2024 the National Public Data breach was discussed in various cybersecurity circles. In August, 2024 we see non-nerds discussing it.

Network Engineers: how serious of a problem is a 10,518,984,000 millisecond latency?

we've got the malware

Today we ingested roughly 447,000 samples

New PC setup (ignore the cat)

Imagine a 24/7 livestream of our malware ingestion feed. It would be a CMD window displaying the SHA256 hash, the ingestion code status, and the unique file counter.

Today Qilin has successfully solidified itself as a colossal piece of shit. Of course, all ransomware is bad, but Qilin ransomed Promise2Kids, a California non-profit which rescues children from abusive homes.

Russia-based cyber hacktivists claim to have compromised Zoom. Let's review the data.

tl;dr not compromised, but kind of depressing to review

Size (uncompressed): 1.49MB
Total files: 5

Unusually small size of a 'compromise' from a Fortune 1000 company, right?

What's in this 'leak'? A text file which contains 95 (that's not a typo, it is literally just 95 lines) username and passwords. Each username and password listed is present in HaveIBeenPwned. The data present is formatted similar to stealer logs.

Other files included are 'web_domains.txt' which appears to be ... an nmap scan (???). There is also a web_dump.txt file which contains.... whois data (???) and some super 1337 ASCII art.

They forgot to include the password protected zip file in their post, so we had to review their chatroom. The password was 'usersec_fucknato'.

> check DMs
> "vx-underground we think your group is capable of social change can you help ..."

Capable of social change? Our entire audience is terminally online degenerates. If you want someone who can make an impact write to Taylor Swift, not us.

Administrative updates:

- August 21st, new hardware arrives.
- We'll occasionally livestream malware ingestion. The streams will take place on Xitter. You can watch numbers go up.
- New papers will be pushed once new hardware arrives

Enjoy your weekend. Love you

Malware ASMR: Extracting, compressing, and uploading malware while a cooling system works in the background

It will actually put you to sleep — it's super cold, dark, and magic numbers just keep being magical. You will pass out in your chain

If you like to watch numbers go up: we're currently livestreaming our malware ingestion.

https://www.twitch.tv/vxunderground_live

vx-underground in 2019:
- simple and free shared hosting
- 20gb in total
- 1 old crappy pc

vx-underground 2024:
- home lab setup with 4 pc's (soon 5)
- fiber
- ingesting 20gb - 60gb per day
- 10 people team
- 8 servers, custom software suite for vxug
- 7.15tb in total
- anime

This started off as a side-project created to collect and share cool malware stuff that I liked – I hoped maybe other people would find it useful and think it's cool too.

Now it's gotten wildly out of control.