Xitter doesn't pay 'content creators' well. Next time you accuse someone of baiting for engagement (or monetary reward) — look at this chart we've attached.

During our Christmas gifting session Xitter paid us $162.25. This gifting spree had an engagement rate exceeding 6%, over 5,000,000 views in total, our profile stats jumped 400%.

Our largest paycheck ever was from memeing Crowdstike during their level 9000 shitstorm driver implosion. It was $367.39.

You would need x10 our following and/or engagement to make $3,000/month. In other words, you'd need roughly 3,000,000 followers with an engagement rate of 5% — 150,000 likes and/or comments PER POST with a majority being subscribed to Xitter Blue.

Alternatively, as we've been told, a good way to ensure a Xitter paycheck, while having a low follower count and/or engagement rate — is to be a conventionally attractive Asian woman and have Elon Musk follow you on Xitter.

Today 404mediaco released an article on Anthaney O’Connor. Mr. O’Connor reported someone to law enforcement for possessing CSAM.

However, while law enforcement was conducting their investigation, they discovered Mr. O’Connor also possessed CSAM. Additionally, he was actively developing a virtual reality video game to perform sexual acts with children. The video game had both real and AI generated pornographic images of children in it. Mr. O’Connor intended to sell and distribute this video game for $200.

More information: https://www.404media.co/tipster-arrested-after-feds-find-ai-child-exploit-images-and-plans-to-make-vr-csam-2/

anti-malware propaganda 😡

> write 20 page paper on opaque malware technique
> 5,000 lines of C++
> *crickets*
> write 1 paragraph explaining basic malware concept
> -5,000 lines of C++
> ZOOOMFGGGGG!!!1111 whOAOAOAOAOA

It wouldn't be a Christmas unless a company did something horrifically stupid.

This year concludes with Activision. Activision decided to release some promotional artwork which was created using Artificial Intelligence.

tl;dr massive game studio doesn't use their artists

AI artwork was really cool and impressive for about 3 weeks. Then it was immediately abused by low-lifes and cheap bastards to cut corners and make money.

Now AI artwork looks like a big stinky pile of shit drizzled in corporate greed

Sometime in 2020 a guy named "Shikata" recommended we make the vx-underground slogan be: "spread the infection."

It was such a god awful, abomination of a slogan, I never forgot about it. It's been almost 5 years.

- smelly

This sweater is super cool.

If we were younger, more attractive, had a sense of fashion, and capable of dressing ourselves — we'd purchase this.

Poopy posting nonstop until the new year

Black Mass Volume III is coming soon. We aim to continue our malware book dominance on Amazon

Cyberhaven, a thing we've never heard about before until about 2 minutes ago, that does something with cybersecurity and lists it's biggest customers on it's website, was compromised. It resulted in a web-browser-based supply chain attack.

The targeted advanced attack they mention was phishing (someone somewhere said it). It wasn't like when APT29 hopped laterally across buildings via WiFi using a 0day exploit

dudes steals a South Korean government Xitter profile and tweets "north korea is best korea". thats diabolical stuff

Administrative update:

tl;dr bradley is out, i'm back. reorganizing papers. were collecting cats. no more goofing around.

0. Bradley is out-of-office. He was supposed to man-the-ship. He has experienced a family medical emergency. I am now steering the ship again.

1. Currently the Windows malware paper collection is not organized. We have been dumping them into a giant pool. We have received feedback from users regarding their dissatisfaction with this decision. Hence, we are re-organizing the Windows malware paper collection and introducing new sections to make navigation easier.

New sections:
- AMSI
- Evasion
- GPU Abuse
- Hooking
- Infection
- Initial Access
- Internals and Analysis
- Kernel Mode
- Keylogging
- LSASS
- Networking
- Persistence
- Process Injection
- Shellcode Execution
- Syscalls
- System Components and Abuse
- Windows COM

2. We have begun processing our massive backlog of malware samples. Our current backlog dates back to November, 29th. The current ingestion estimate is 600,000 new malwares.

3. As many have you seen — we have made a pseudo-pseudo-fork of vx-underground. We now have an entire 'side project' dedicated to collecting images of cats. We have received and reviewed your feedback — all images received will be pHashed (perpetually hashed?) to ensure no duplicate photos of cats exist. We have purchased a domain for the side project, we are actively developing something to display and distribute photos of cats. The current cats-related Twitter profiles do not suffice. They fail to categorize them in a structured database and do not actively distribute the cat image data to their userbase. It is disgusting and we hate it.

This is only partially a joke. But, we're wondering if we can use our nerd-mindset to defeat large cat-centric social media profiles.

4. Beside the stupid idea of collecting cat photos, we are returning to business as usual. All giveaways are done, poop posting will be minimal(ish)(depends on mood), our focus will be shifted back to malware-related material aggregation and being cybercrime TMZ.

Thanks,
- smelly smellington

Our Telegram userbase missed the message earlier.

We have historically enjoyed posting photos of cats. They're pretty cool. We came up with this idea of doing mass aggregation of cat photos. We are aiming to make a cat photo exchange (???). No idea why. There is no objective with it. It is quite literally mass-scale cat photo aggregation and displaying it on social media.

Each cat will be hashed to remove duplicates.

tl;dr largest collection of cat photos on the internet