Wow network admins looking good for 30

Just used my botnet swarm to DDoS 300 elite hackers and scrape all their personal information from the IP address when my IP address was locked

Yesterday Google updated their AI Principles. Google has removed their pledge to not use AI for weapons or surveillance.

“There’s a global competition taking place for AI leadership within an increasingly complex geopolitical landscape” — Demis Hassabis, CEO of Google DeepMind

To help people understand what's going on we've brought in our corporate translator cat.

“We realized there is a lot of money in making weapons and spying on people. Fuck the pledge. I love money” — Demis Hassabis, CEO of Google DeepMind

December 24th, 2024, Clone Robotics unveiled their "Torso 2"

It has an actuated lumbar spine and all corresponding abdominal muscles. It's "skin" encloses 910 muscle fibers. It has 164 degrees of motion and 182 sensors for control feedback.

This is their demo

Clone Robotics also noted the skin is very "comfy" and you can "give it a hug".

February 1st, the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) released a report on two patient health monitors (CONTEC CMS8000), produced in China, containing backdoors.

February 2nd, Claroty, a United States-based cybersecurity company which specializes in the healthcare domain of cybersecurity, reviewed the firmware of the CONTEC CMS8000 and came to a different conclusion.

Interestingly, the IP addresses discussed by CISA in their report (202.114.4.119 202.114.4.120), are in the operations manual of the CONTEC CMS8000. Additionally, the user manual provides instructions on configuring the Central Management System (CMS) with the IP address listed in healthcare networks.

More information:
https://claroty.com/team82/research/are-contec-cms8000-patient-monitors-infected-with-a-chinese-backdoor-the-reality-is-more-complicated

Sorry, Claroty, you didn't deserve that. I'm just really annoyed with constant web pop ups and shitty AI agents and sales person buzzwords

Day 3/???

Restoring virus-dot-exchange.

We have malware

malloc, HeapAlloc, GlobalAlloc, LocalAlloc, IMalloc, RtlAllocateHeap are for cowards.

Real gamers call NtAllocateVirtualMemory and recreate the heap structure themselves

(we've literally never done this, would be needlessly over complicated with little benefit other than making your code needlessly over complicated)

You can keep malware on your computer for free if you want

forgive me lord for i have sinned.

i prefer chatgpt over most search engines now because theyre ass.

Google will put advertisements literally anywhere. It's why everything they do turns into a pile of poo poo

Day 4/???

Restoring virus-dot-exchange.

We have malware

Someone get И́горь Костюко́в on the phone RIGHT NOW because pigs are flying, it's a cold day in hell.

The Trolls from Olgino and APT28 have done such a good job at misinformation, Russia's state-sponsored media outlet has to correct Twitter misinformation.

mfw calling the Main Directorate of the General Staff of the Armed Forces of the Russian Federation (Russia has silly names) a/k/a the "GRU" to let them know something is wrong.

Real