You're never going to believe this, but this type of guy is the best damn DevOps guy your organization will ever have.

This type of degeneracy will pull 100 hour work weeks, saving your ass, just so they can continue to indulge in degeneracy

Yeah, it's really cringe. But let's be happy the kid is into computers and doing something with his passion

Hi, I've seen a lot of noobies lately discussing their productivity. They're comparing their work ethic or research skills to others.

Everyone has a different "rhythm" when working (research, coding, whatever).

Some people are very consistent (slow and steady).

Some people are sporadic (go fast, crash fast, burn)

Here is mine:
> insane motivation to maldev
> code nonstop / research nonstop
> good work for weeks (3 - 30 weeks)
> crash out (hard)
> hate computer, cant think good
> brain needs rot
> watch YouTube essays on dumb stuff
> brain not good for weeks (3 - 30 weeks)
> brain tired of rot
> have ideas
> repeat entire cycle

This has been my "flow" for about ... 17 years

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

- smelly smellington

Bro is writing malware but also a Mad Max supervillian

This is an image from a YouTube channel called, "HackYourMom". On their most recent episode some guy is wearing a vx-underground hoodie and chainmail. They're speaking Ukrainian, so we have no idea what they're discussing or saying.

We assume they're discussing their kitty cat picture collections.

You can watch the video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv05b6WF9zI

A long time ago when I got into malware stuff, I was such a noob I didn't know about VM snapshots

Anytime I detonated the malware I would manually reinstall windows on the VM

We're still migrating virus-dot-exchange.

We've moved the small-ish stuff — a whopping 5,072,866 malicious files. The remaining files to move are massive blocks of malware....

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

13 hours ago the source code to Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas was leaked online.

By all accounts it appears legitimate. However, it is incomplete. Also, who the hell is Mark?

There is a group on Twitter named UwU-underground. They're not affiliated with us in any manner. They do hacker-computer-nerdy-whatever-electronic music. They use anime avatars, cute pink/blue/whatever artwork.

Anyway, someone made this meme

Speaking of which, this meme has decided we're going to bring the old-school dark/evil looking vx-underground back

We take it all back. We dissed a game journalist for not doing due diligence when we didn't do due diligence to check the date.

There was an old "leak" which did contain ransomware.

Look how the turns have tabled :(

Eric Council Jr, the man who plead guilty to compromising the SEC Twitter account, released a statement today in meme-format.

He released video of beans dancing to "Clubbed to Death", from the Matrix soundtrack, criticizing the Securities and Exchange Commission

He's cookin'

tl;dw he says hes guilty of the crime. However, he states the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation exaggerated his naivety. He also states the SEC lied about having multi-factor authentication in official court documents to cover up their critical cybersecurity mistake

In the spirit of the full-disclosure: we are 75% more likely to believe anything you say if you overlay the message to a video of beans dancing while playing "Clubbed to Death" from the Matrix soundtrack

vx-uwu phase has ended.

We have returned to edgy dark-art.

wtf this ordering kiosk was compromised by a kitty cat