In the spirit of the full-disclosure: we are 75% more likely to believe anything you say if you overlay the message to a video of beans dancing while playing "Clubbed to Death" from the Matrix soundtrack

vx-uwu phase has ended.

We have returned to edgy dark-art.

wtf this ordering kiosk was compromised by a kitty cat

Wait until this person finds out I'm part of the Satanic Temple (I'm atheist but the official membership plaque was badass)

-smelly smellington

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Hello,

vx-api has been updated. New code snippets demonstrate using the Windows Component Object Model for downloading files via XMLHTTP, programmatically creating ISO files, and more.

https://vx-api.gitbook.io/vx-api/component-object-model

What in the fuck is this shit?

Is anyone familiar with code which executes when the machine is locked?

You could invoke WTSRegisterSessionNotification and wait until the WM_WTSSESSION_CHANGE message is received with WTS_SESSION_LOCK to begin payload execution.

tl;dr malware only runs when machine locked

Mullvad labels us adult-content. You cannot visit vx-underground if "Adult Content' option is enabled.

Malware is now erotic

TIL in the adult industry VX means "Virtual eXperience".

Hence some places are labeling us Virtual eXperience Underground

Chat, we are cooked.

Me: "No, don't flag our site as bad. We don't collect and provide VR adult entertainment... We collect malware source code, samples, and papers"

Them:

this the shit mfers say when theyre "hackers" but theyre actually dumber than hell

Day ???/??? of restoring virus-dot-exchange

We have malware

Lord Almighty, Twitter spam is awful