Congratulations to our cybersecurity colleagues in the United Kingdom. They're probably very happy about this.

(this is sarcasm, don't go schizo in the comments)

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cgj54eq4vejo

In December, 2024, Lockbit ransomware group gave us access to the their builder panel.

Now we're banned from Lockbit.

We were informed that some people, when reverse engineering the malware samples we shared, decided to pentest the victim chat client.

RIP free malware

A Threat Actor operating under the moniker "UnicornLover67" compromised the Houston, Texas Police Department (H.P.D. — Houston Police Department) and exfiltrated a colossal amount of data.

"UnicornLover67" subsequently tried to extort the HPD. When the HPD did not pay UnicornLover67 so they could purchase IceSpice (in Fortnite?) and "cop some Nikes", they leaked the HPD's data online.

Additionally, to notify the HPD of the data leak, they replaced all internal training videos with a new "Training Video". The "Training Video" is a heavily edited video displaying UnicornLover67 leaking the data online, demonstrating some of the data they possess, while playing "Kill the Police - Destroy the System" by GG Allin.

We're sharing the video. However, we have removed the ending portion because it contains A LOT of sensitive information.

We have been notified there are 2 people with the alias "UnicornLover67" and this person named "UnicornLover67" is not the real "UnicornLover67" but someone else using the moniker "UnicornLover67".

Someone requested we make that explicitly clear.

We've got some giveaways coming up.

- Books
- Expensive laptop

More news soon

Cheers,

> go gas station for energy drinks
> group of kids loitering outside
> 4 or 5 of them, probably 12 - 14 years old
> leader is obese kid with cool looking shoes
> obese kid: "what's up bro?"
> i reply, "what's up, man?"
> he replies, "my cholesterol"
> they all laugh

mfw

Dear BlackBasta (who is probably following us online),

Please contact us. I wanna say "Hi" and send you pictures of cats.

Thanks,

Apparently it's "illegal" and "unethical" to dispose of used car batteries in the ocean smh

Using SSL? You're a fuckin' sick piece of shit

The National Crime Agency of the UK encrypting data internally in the event of a breach? DISGUSTING

The second we heard about the Bybit compromise we said "Ah, Lazarus".

We had zero evidence. Zero information on the compromise. We didn't even bother seeing other's opinions.

Hello,

I've contracted the Influenza virus. I've got a fever of 102.4f (39.1c).

If I die, bury me with my cat pictures

- smelly smellington

It's difficult to code when you've got the Influenza virus. You'll try to lock in, but the fever visions combined with the heap spray-like dysentery makes it difficult.

As something we can only describe as nightmare material — two software engineers from Meta (Anton Pidkuiko, Boris Starkov) demonstrated a more efficient way for AI to communicate.

The scenario of the AI recognizing each other is a demonstration. The communication is real.

Based on comments and quoted retweets, I guess I'm just a scared old man who is afraid of new things and implementation capabilities of AI. Yes, it is a proof-of-concept, and I'm aware it's just mapping sounds to data (such as morsecode), but from an emotional perspective it very much reminds me of iRobot or the Terminator.

Guess I'll just go be scared in my cave

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

-smelly smellington

The United States Federal Bureau of Investigation put out a new most wanted poster.

December 23rd, 2023, around 9PM EST an unknown person walked into the John E. Amos Power Plant in Winfield, West Virginia.

No information is available about what this person did upon entry.

tl;dr guy walks the walk, talks the talk, dresses like he belongs there, casually walks in, does something, then drives off

> wake up
> take a shit
> get out of bed
> get on beep boop pc
> see new defcon post
> they give update on civil litigation between social-engineer llc and def con communication inc
> read their request of summary judgement

mfw

In all fairness, we haven't reviewed the evidence brought forth by SOCIAL-ENGINEER, LLC, but the defendant, DEF CON COMMUNICATIONS, INC, dropped some pretty damning evidence.

Will SOCIAL-ENGINEER, LLC have a valid retort? Let's find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z