Hello, how are you?

I have to break some bad news (kind of).

Previously, b0t stepped down. Bradley is (sort of) stepped down — his Father is on his death bed and Bradley is acting as his primary caretaker. I'll also be gone soon. My son Smelly Smellington Jr will be born in May, 2025.

Our other staff members are part time, or only staff "as needed", so ... I don't know what the future holds for vx-underground.

This is not the end. This is turbulence. This project, website, things we do for fun, will always be around. But, I cannot ensure consistency like I have historically.

I see the comments criticizing us (or rather, me specifically), for the lack of focus on malware and instead primarily posting "memes". Sorry. I'm spread too thin. I also wish I had more focus on malware.

Anyway, I'm still working on restoring virus-dot-exchange. 24,000,000 malwares. Most updates soon.

Cheers,
- smelly smellington

Someone has done an excellent job collecting RATs and documenting them by version. They also included images.

A+ work. This is amazing (we're going to ingest this eventually)

https://github.com/Cryakl/Ultimate-RAT-Collection

Holy cow, this dude is cookin'. How do we hire this guy?

https://github.com/Cryakl/Ransomware-Database

uploading malware still, just chillin. have this kitty cat. ttyl

> wake up
> check email
> emails from compromised government emails
> Tunisia, Brunei, Tanzania, Argentina, Angola
> most are kitty cat pictures
> take a shit
> get out of bed

Yesterday I became acquainted with a young and passionate person who, for the past 2 years, has been documenting RATs (images, versions, port usage), and ransomware payloads (images, notes, contact information).

They've documented 92 ransomware variants including (if applicable), their manuals, builders, etc.

They've documented 474 RATs variants including (if applicable), their version history, builders, source code, manuals, etc.

When I spoke with them they shared they've discovered (through various means) hundreds, possibly thousands, of other malware builders from various countries dating back nearly 2 decades. They've been slowly reviewing them all and documenting them by themselves.

Interestingly, as our staff is limited on resources, having family issues, or having new family members introduced, we suddenly discovered a young and passionate person who has been working tirelessly for 2 years without much recognition.

When one door closes, another door opens.

Chat, we may have a new staff member

VXUG 🤝Cryakl

Their resume:

https://github.com/Cryakl

When you see someone on social media discussing using AI to code it is your personal responsibility to encourage them. Tell them to "ignore the haters" and "keep it up!".

This will keep our cybersecurity pockets phat for generations to come.

Is this ethical? Probably not. Is it cool and badass? Yes.

Someone contacted me and asked if I'd be interested in reviewing their proof-of-concept.

I said yes

They then sent a picture of their penis

Honestly, Sliver, NightHawk, Havoc, Cobalt Strike, you need to take notes.

Do your tools even look cool and badass like this?

🚨BREAKING 🚨Michael Saylor's 'Strategy' now the most targeted organization by sim swappers and North Korea

Connor Moucka a/k/a Waifu, the Canadian believed to be responsible for the Snowflake compromise, has consented to extradition to the United States.

We can't recall a time a suspected Threat Actor consented to extradition to the United States.

https://cyberscoop.com/connor-moucka-snowflake-hacker-extradition-us/

getting ads on discord now. not a fan tbh