Wanna get into cybersecurity? Here's how:

Step 1. Buy a computer
Step 2. Use computer
Step 3. ???
Step 4. Profit!!!1

Thanks for attending my intro to cybersecurity course. That'll be $16,000. I accept cash, credit, debit. Using credit or debit has an additional $3.50 fee. I also offer payment plans at 25% interest

I don't wanna sound like a hater, but I'm really getting tired of everyone yappin about AI.

If you take AI and put it in your shitty product, congratulations. You now have a turd with a sticker on it.

It's still a turd

> says new revolutionary ai
> look inside
> wrapper to openai

Victoria's Secret, the United States lingerie, clothing and beauty retailer, website is offline citing a 'security incident'.

It was initially reported by media outlets roughly 7 hours ago. However, some users report the site has been having problems for approx. 72 hours

Wtf I missed my meeting with 252413eb95a0d at C2 on Memorial Day

Oh, excuse me, it was AFTER Memorial Day. Thankfully malware C2s recognize United States Federal Holidays

We're just a crappy website with a dumb social media profile. We are not a company. Please do not send us your resume.

Thanks

Today the United States Department of Justice announced the extradition of various criminals across the globe to the United States to face charges related to violent crime.

They very sneakily snuck someone into this list of violent criminals.

If you know, you know

Currently taking a parenting class with my spouse. Her and I are learning a lot.

Last night I was talking with my newborn while I was burping him. He spit up milk all over my left arm. Very cool. I love having semi-digested milk knotted in my arm hair.

He began crying so I picked him up and told him it was okay. He subsequently let out a massive poop that escaped his diaper. Poop went all over my chest. Very cool.

He began crying more, so I took him to the changing table, removed his diaper, and he began heap spraying urine all over me. Very cool (x2)

This is a sign that he will use Linux

Unironically shit posting online before I have to return to the battlefield (raising a baby). Using my small sliver of freedom to schizo post online and look at cat pictures.

May 13th, in France, 4 men tried to kidnap the daughter and grandson of Paymium CEO Pierre Noizat.

The kidnapping failed when the daughter, grandson, and bystanders fought back.

The individuals were apprehended shortly after. It was discovered the guns were not real.

Also, the daughter grabbed the gun by the barrel (despite thinking it was real), and threw it across the street.

That girl is a fucking gangster.

Chat, we're storing the conversations on the blockchain

Thank you to DiffeKey for transforming our collection of cat pictures into a website.

Tldr browse cat pictures all day

https://catpics.lol/

For some reason if we meme Elon Musk or AI stuff there is always a handful of random people, who don't even follow us, who start wilding out in the comment section