One thing,
I don't know why,
I copy pasted your code and it won't compile

>be me
>be busy with newborn
>wonder what's happening
>check news

When I first made vx-underground my dog was right beside me. Every single day; morning, afternoon, or night, he would be in my office while I worked.

He was there right beside me when I was working on some research projects, working on Black Mass, restructuring or reorganizing the website.

Every morning when I woke up we had a routine. Him and I would go outside. I'd have a smoke, he would use the restroom. We'd go inside and eat breakfast together. Following this him and I would immediately go into my office and get on the computer. While I worked he would sit right beside me on his dog bed.

He did that every single day for years. If I stayed up for over 24 hours, he would be right there next to me waiting for bedtime. If I slept in and was being lazy, he would wait patiently to use the restroom (or yell at me to wake up).

If I ordered food, I'd make sure he had a bite or two. If I ran to the store for snacks, I'd pick him up something.

That's why it is so hard knowing that tomorrow morning I will be administering a near lethal dose of Acepromazine, Gabapentin, and Trazodone to my best friend. Following this he will transported to the veterinarian office to be administered a secondary dosage of medicine which will result in acute brain failure and respiratory failure.

As always, tomorrow when him and I go outside for our daily routine of having a smoke and him using the restroom, I have to offer him his favorite snack (cheese). He'll be super excited, it's uncharacteristic of me to give him a treat for breakfast. He won't know that after he eats it, it will probably the last thing he remembers.

tl;dr have to euthanize my dog tomorrow morning. Not happy about it. He was a core staff member

To be fair, to understand this video requires a VERY high IQ

Hello,

I see your messages. However, I am the only staff member present and I am busy with a newborn baby. If you send me a message requesting something please do not just "HEY SMELLY? HELLO? R U HERE" 1500 times. Send me a message and make it as detailed as possible. I will eventually reply... unless you're rj_chap because he left a detailed message and I keep forgetting to reply to him. So, I am publicly announcing I keep forgetting to reply so that maybe later I will remember to reply.

Thanks,
- smelly smellington

"If there is anything you need let me know. I'm here for you."

I need $250,000,000.

Our malware ingestion operations have resumed.

They will become available sometime, soon, somewhere (probably). Thank you to our sponsors and donors who continue to donate to us despite being AFK. Thank you to petikvx, guessthepw, and TorGuard for covering me while I'm gone.

I love you. More soon
- smelly smellington

Writing a kernel mode driver in Python. It's going to be used to stop cheaters in video games. It will also steal sensitive documents (cat pictures)

Changed the PVM file extension to .sys. It just works

Had a conversation with someone I met in late 2019, early 2020. In 2019 they were a complete noob and were trying to get started in cybersecurity

Fast forward to 2025... They still haven't done shit. Bros been browsing YouTube and playing video games for 6 years 😂😂😂

Tried to have ChatGPT represent me in court. Just got sentenced to death for a speeding ticket smh

wtf did yall do

That is exactly how financial point of sale systems work

Correction: Facebook users are saying it does not make the Meta AI conversations public. Instead users are somehow sharing it (???)

Users gonna be users, or something.

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