Literally everyone on the planet is surprised Ozzy made it to 76. Bro could fart and get everyone in a 50km radius high

Per French authorities — the suspected administrator of XSS has been arrested in Ukraine

https://www.reuters.com/technology/suspect-linked-russian-language-cybercriminal-forum-arrested-ukraine-says-france-2025-07-23/

XSS has been around forever. If this is true, this is a massive blow to the CIS cybercrime ecosystem.

Chat, Erik Martin has arrived.

Summary of XSS takedown

- Europol says admin arrested
- Website defaced
- People suspect moderator arrested, not admin
- Backup domain live
- Backup domain down
- Backup domain live
- Backup domain down
- Backup domain live (maybe? again?)
- XSSer blame westerners, or something
- French government takes credit, or something
- XSS admin says hes not arrested
- XSSers confused
- Conspiracy theories everywhere

mfw idk whats going on

RIP Hulk Hogan :(

Just found out Hulk Hogan was really racist:(

sometimes a random british lady whispers "battery low" in my ear and it scares tf out of me

Internet degenerates in the United Kingdom expressing outrage today over recent legislation changes.

tl;dr id verification required for internet stuff

EVEREST RANSOMWARE GROUP COMPROMISED CRUMBL COOKIE

I LOVE Crumbl Cookie. I'm absolutely seething right now. Why would someone want to hurt a place which only produces magic and joy??? Is nothing sacred???

Some guy bought 30 132lbs (60kg) steel anvils on Amazon.

Not related to cybersecurity, but this is an important event to the Amazon delivery driver dropping off 3,960lbs (1,800kg) of steel at someones front door

It's called a Buffer Overflow exploit because the exploit was created by Bruce Buffer in 2009

I love reading comments like, "WHY DONT HACKERS JUST HACK THE STUDENT LOAN PROGRAM AND WIPE ALL OUR DEBTS OR GIVE US INFINITE FREE MONEY"

Yes, that is exactly how financial transaction systems work.

I actually know very little about financial transaction systems, but I do know you can't run "give_free_money.exe" on your Windows XP machine and nose dive the United States economy into nothingness.

Trying to write my first ever malware code. I can't get this C++ code to compile.

Oh no. This post has escaped the target audience of nerds. The angry Xitter users have arrived.

> wake up
> take a shit
> get out of bed
> time to get on beep boop

Infrastructure sync complete.