I love reading comments like, "WHY DONT HACKERS JUST HACK THE STUDENT LOAN PROGRAM AND WIPE ALL OUR DEBTS OR GIVE US INFINITE FREE MONEY"

Yes, that is exactly how financial transaction systems work.

I actually know very little about financial transaction systems, but I do know you can't run "give_free_money.exe" on your Windows XP machine and nose dive the United States economy into nothingness.

Trying to write my first ever malware code. I can't get this C++ code to compile.

Oh no. This post has escaped the target audience of nerds. The angry Xitter users have arrived.

> wake up
> take a shit
> get out of bed
> time to get on beep boop

Infrastructure sync complete.

The irony of this video is that anyone who works in IT wouldn't be surprised by this password. They'd frustrated by how insecure it is.

Literally screaming, crying, shaking right now. July 22 Akamai did a paper about the "First-Ever Malware That Abuses UI Automation"

The "Coyote" malware described uses my code exactly as I wrote it and described its potential use case. At least SOMEONE appreciated my paper! 😡

Before anyone takes this too serious: I did this proof-of-concept in 2022. I don't know if "Coyote" used my code base or not. However, they appear to be pretty similar. It is entirely possible they based their malware off my research. Or, alternatively, they did it themselves. Malware research is "re-discovered" all the time.

I tried to highlight the lightheartedness and humor by starting the post off with "Literally screaming, crying, shaking right now".

There has been a trend lately where people following this account seem to have a difficult time deciphering the connotation of these posts so now I have to make silly sub-posts to explain the concept of humor to people.

New TTP dropped!

Yesterday Microsoft announced a new feature coming in January, 2026.

Microsoft Intune's Unattended Remote Help for Windows: remotely access devices over the cloud without requiring end user involvement by signing in with credentials.

Yay!

Saw someone from the United Kingdom share this today.

Go ahead.

Give Spotify a photo of your driver's license and/or identification to prove you're an adult.

(I think it's a terrible idea)

BREAKING: The United Kingdom's government is discussing a new bill noscriptd: "Computer Child Safety Protection Forever Act". It is there to protect your kids.

This new law would place 24/7 surveillance cameras in your home. It is there to protect your kids.

They will be in your living room, kitchen, your bedroom, and bathroom. It is there to protect your kids.

If, for whatever reason, a person in the home uses any words the government has labeled potentially dangerous the police and/or military will go to your home. It is there to protect your kids.

If you disagree with this bill then you don't care about protecting children. It is there to protect your kids.

Let the government watch everything you do. You're busy, tired, low on cash. Give us access to everything. This law is good. People who disagree are against you. It is there to protect your kids.

This is satire.

We've uploaded 451,000 new malwares under the VirusSign collection.

Thank you, VirusSign for the malware.

Thank you, petikvx for administrating our malware aggregation.

Yesterday? 400+ malware papers
Today? 451,000 malwares.
Tomorrow? More malware 🤝

On Tuesday, July 29th, 2025, YouTube unveiled the usage of a new age identification system to determine whether users are old enough to view content not designated for children.

YouTube has stated they will be using Artificial Intelligence, by analyzing the content viewed on the users account, to determine whether they're 18 or older.

If the Artificial Intelligence agent described cannot accurately assess if the individual is sufficiently aged to view content, YouTube will request proof of age.

Identification YouTube will accept:
- Credit card and/or debit card
- Government issued ID, such as drivers license or passport
- A selfie

If the AI agent determines the user is under 18 they will be given a "restrictive profile" which will introduce the following changes:
- Disabled personalized ads
- Safeguards from repetitive content
- Enablement of "digital well-being tools" which include "limited screen time", "bedtime reminders", "take a break reminders", and notification disablement.

These changes are scheduled for deployment August 13th, 2025.

Everest ransomware group claims to have compromised MailChimp

However, the data they claim to possess is a 764mb database file with 943,536 entries.

This seems remarkably small for a vendor as large and widespread as MailChimp

me when a website wants to see an id to use it then i remember tea app donated 75,000 valid driver licenses to the internet

(dont commit identity fraud, thats illegal and for nerds)

that pi hole thingy nerds like so much had its donor thingy breached. it was some wordpress plugin that was not cool and not badass

tl;dr punished for supporting a good cause (jk (sort of))

https://pi-hole.net/blog/2025/07/30/compromised-donor-emails-a-post-mortem/

also, the donation box now says its 100% secure lmfao