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The largest collection of malware source, samples, and papers on the internet.

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1. I've learned nerds are very passionate about hot sauce
2. I am concerned that perhaps I am in over my head based off this persons experience with the #2 sauce
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I watched this video on YouTube which questioned the validity of a YouTube series called "Hot Ones". To make a long story short, each of the hot sauces in that show are derived from super mega fuck off hot peppers, but the sauces themselves are not nearly…
Update: Tried MadDog 357. The bottle is cool looking and it comes with a bullet thingy that is a keychain. No idea.

Opened the bottle, the smell made my nose tingle. Very cool.

I put a few drops around a chip. The few drops were probably too much in retrospect. Nerds told me to use a single drop. I thought they were being dramatic. They were not.

At first it tasted kind of sweet. It then went 0 to 100 and it summoned a burn I haven't really experienced before from spicy stuff.

It made my tongue feel like it was physically on fire.

It's been well over an hour and my stomach feels like it has a bruise.

I drank milk and slowly the burn went away within 5 minutes or so.

Overall I rate the experience a 3/10. It was painful and uncomfortable, but it wasn't crazy (I didn't cover a chip in the sauce, I used the sauce sparingly). It sucked, but it was a fun experience with super spicy stuff.
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Really exciting things coming.

Working on a massive enhancement to vx-underground. It'll take several months to accomplish it, but it'll be well worth it.

Thank you all of our sponsors and donors. Your money lets me do crazy shit on the internet.

Hint: it's involves malware
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for a really long time i thought the Large Hadron Collider was the "Large Hardon Collider".

i never even questioned it. i was like, "well, its science and things are hard"
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this is the type of music people listen to when they're extorting companies and laundering money on the internet
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Hello,

All APT samples and papers have been moved to "./Archive/Old APT Collection". It is available for bulk download.

A directory will be created which will house ALL malware samples listed in malware analysis papers. This is a long term project which may years to complete.
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I know absolutely nothing about AI or LLMs. But, the boys and I decided to goof around (as is tradition) and built an LLM using all the papers we've collected.

1. It's really cool
2. It's super slow and super resource intensive
3. It likes to hallucinate because we fed it super unstructured data (see image 2)
4. No idea what to do with this. This would require insane infrastructure, significant time investment, and ???, to not make this ghetto.
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Probably not that big a deal tbh no one uses NPM
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Probably not that big a deal tbh no one uses NPM
Also, don't see any facts to back up these claims. Could be some dork going bananas over nothing.

Guess we'll wait and see
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> do largest supply chain attack in history
> potentially infect millions of apps
> doesnt do the thing good
> makes $0 from compromise

I don't wanna support the villain here, but my guy, you gotta lock in. You could have infected hundreds of millions of apps and you FUMBLE IT
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> do largest supply chain attack in history > potentially infect millions of apps > doesnt do the thing good > makes $0 from compromise I don't wanna support the villain here, but my guy, you gotta lock in. You could have infected hundreds of millions of…
Look... If you had... one shot... or one opportunity...
To seize everything you ever wanted... one moment...
Would you capture it? Or just let it slip?

...

*slips*
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BREAKING

LARGEST SUPPLY CHAIN ATTACK IN HISTORY PULLS OFF MASSIVE CRYPTO HEIST

ATTACKS STEAL $20.05 OF ETH. ENTIRE WORLD CRUMBLING
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Drama unfolding in Brazil right now where it was discovered a popular and trending Lesbian Dating App was vibe coded

Turns out all you need to do is a GET request and you can pull everything
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