This is what real wealth looks like

I will be extremely racist to people from Mars. I'll call them Rovers

My to-do list for tomorrow:

- Talk about Myanmar government taking down that scam center
- Talk about (and meme) people jail breaking smart beds
- Post esoteric cat meme
- Work on vx-underground
- Reply to 1, maybe 2, of the several hundred messages I've received

I don't remember what esoteric means, but its a cool sounding word. I hope it makes sense

It's the year 2025 and nerds are jailbreaking smart beds so they're not dependent on an internet connection, AWS, a monthly subnoscription, and so the bed doesn't collect your biometric data

https://github.com/throwaway31265/free-sleep

Believe it or not, this isn't AI. This is typical orange kitty cat behavior (they're crazy)

One of my lawyer friends recommended i remove my anthrax joke because apparently it's "not a good joke" to make in the "current political environment" of the United States, or something

OH SO THATS TOO FAR? NOT ALL THE OTHER DUMB SHIT IVE DONE?

Based off information I've reviewed, this does not appear to be vibe coded slop. I believe UMG made an oopsie doopsie and didn't configure something correctly.

I've received a few notifications that a new Breached forum has been spun up (again).

With this new forum being created this makes this the ... 6th.. or 7th... forum iteration with the same name trying to recreate the success of Omni and Pompompurin

Dawg, fuckin' REBRAND

inb4 the kids reading this say SIX, SEVEN and do that weird hand thing

Don't be afraid to take pills

It's 2025. We've got tiny little digestible "rocks" that can cure diseases and disorders that are physical or emotional

200 years ago people would sell their soul to the devil for this kind of modern medicine

The future is cool and badass

Okay fine get an ear infection and die on the side of the road when it spreads to your lungs

Or get injured and don't take any sort of pain relief. Be in unbearable pain for days, weeks, or months

Pray to God your ass doesn't get fuckin smallpox or leprosy

Orange kitty cats are a MENACE and CANNOT be trusted

I've come to the conclusion there are two distinct categories of AI slop

Type I: AI slop taking itself serious. Dumb and lame, not cool and not badass

Type II: AI slop not taking itself serious, used to produce very silly videos that make you giggle

Crazy how Team Z3 at Pwn2Own Ireland found that WhatsApp 0click 0day RCE exploit

Meta granted them $1,000,000 for the exploit

Subsequently Z3 withdrew from the competition prior to receiving the reward money.

Strange.... Probably nothing nefarious happening there

Who would be interested in a technology that would grant arbitrary access to a WhatsApp users cell phone without interacting with the person on WhatsApp? 🤔

Is that even valuable? Who even uses WhatsApp, y'know?

King Bob was apprehended for a series of compromises in relation to the infamous Scattered Spider ransomware group. Additionally, he was related, in some capacity, to a series of music leaks from Universal Music Group (UMG).

King Bob was indeed NOT responsible for the UMG Japan compromise.

It's kind of funny though that King Bob, while currently serving 20 years in federal prison, wanted to proclaim his innocence on social media regarding the compromise.

It's okay, King Bob. I will vouch for you. I know it was someone else.