I have a bunch of people from India being mean to me because I wrote the Insider Threats that hurt some companies were worked off-shored to India

What do you want me to do? Lie? It's objectively true. I'm sorry large companies exploit your country, dawg

Chat, we've solved the mystery of the Ubisoft Rainbow Six Siege incident. Unfortunately, I cannot go too deep into details (yet), but it is very silly.

Okay, we have FIVE GROUPS of people now.

GROUP ONE - Responsible for the Rainbow Six Siege incident, they gave away $339,000,000,000 worth of in-game currency and caused chaos. They're now sort of laying low.

GROUP TWO - Claims to have Ubisoft source code. They claimed it was from MongoBleed. This has been proven to be A LIE. However, they DO have internal things from Ubisoft. They lied how they achieved it (read more, GROUP FIVE)

GROUP THREE - Has been lying on Telegram claiming to have compromised Ubisoft. They're using fake data to try to intimidate Ubisoft, and Ubisoft customers, to pay them money. They're all lying.

GROUP FOUR - Very critical of GROUP TWO, calls GROUP TWO LIARS. GROUP FOUR says GROUP TWO is trying to bamboozle GROUP ONE

GROUP FIVE - GROUP FIVE appeared today and presented a comprehensive breakdown on the Ubisoft Rainbow Six Siege (and other) conflicts. GROUP FIVE illustrated step by step how all actions were performed. GROUP FIVE unveiled exactly how GROUP TWO managed to get access to Ubisoft internals (with photographic evidence). GROUP FIVE also provided code demonstrating how GROUP ONE did many things as well other things not reported. GROUP FIVE has a big swinging dick and isn't fucking around. GROUP FIVE is pretty hardcore, not even memeing. They're very intelligent and calculated in what they say and do. GROUP FIVE (probably) make and sell cheats for Ubisoft soft games and are very talented reverse engineers.

Ubisoft is well aware of GROUP ONE, GROUP TWO, GROUP FOUR, and GROUP FIVE. GROUP FIVE also provided a comprehensive breakdown on how Ubisoft knows things.

All of the groups listed, except GROUP THREE, know each other and operate loosely together, in some capacity, it's basically a hardcore community of gaming Ubisoft nerds.

Don't worry, Ubisoft, I'll keep your secrets safe. You and I (your company) probably understand what I'm referencing in this post.

GROUP FIVE has promised to do a write-up and technical breakdown at a later time which I can share publicly. However, they will not do it yet because of some stuff happening between GROUP ONE and GROUP TWO.

The anime saga has concluded.

Oh, and for the record, GROUP FIVE only appeared because they were annoyed GROUP TWO lied about getting data as a result of MongoBleed. They only came toward to dispell rumors and tell the other nerds to shut up

People think Sha1-Hulud is behind TrustWallet ?!

Two of the most dangerous hackers on the planet.

I saw KlezVirus do a write-up on callback abuse. I had this really silly idea of taking his proof-of-concept but nesting his proxy callbacks between nested callbacks from callbacks

Replace the printf stuff with malicious stuff or more callbacks

https://pastebin.com/raw/WeNbbkzv

This is an absolutely absurd and silly idea. I don't even know the applicability and evasiveness behind it, but it's so outrageous it makes me giggle

I've had a few posts break past 70k likes, 80k likes, and even 100k likes.

Chat, have we broken the malware cement ceiling? Are we bringing malware to the masses?

We're making malware cool and badass by a combination of malware sprinkled with pictures of kitty cats

Some nerds identified a cybersecurity company based out of Asia with all these awards listed on their site. They list all these fancy certifications, their industry partners, etc.

They vibe coded their website. It's incorrectly configured and API keys are exposed publicly.

THEY ADVERTISE THEMSELVES AS EXPERTS IN WEB SECURITY

I'm so mad at myself.

There are people on Discord adding people and sending messages like, "Do I know you?" and then follow it up with "Oh, do you play {video game}?".

THEY'RE TRYING TO DELIVER MALWARE.

I TOLD THEM GAMING WAS FOR NERDS AND IGNORED IT

Exploring more stuff with callback abuse.

I have no idea what I'm doing. This code is such a pain in the ass to write. It's an ugly bastard.

https://pastebin.com/raw/Z5cJ30AR

tl;dr paranoid schizophrenic man thoughts validated by ChatGPT, murders mom

Good news for malware nerds: I've added more malware to vx-underground

Bad news for malware haters: I've added more malware to vx-underground

I haven't made an update page yet though because I'm doing other stuff. I'm very busy (I'm coding and looking at cat memes)

Me in 2026 (same as 2025)

Yesterday evening someone leaked PlaySation 5 ROM keys online. Emulation nerds are going schizo because this could mean we have PlayStation 5 emulation technology, ability to run non-PlayStation 5 games, etc.

tl;dr Sony executives on New Years eve

wHat aRe yOu dOiNG fOr nEw YeArS

Hello,

I saw some nerds online discuss being alone on New Years, or New Years eve, or major holidays in general.

I am someone who spent many major holidays alone. Now I am married and have a baby boy.

While I love my family with all my heart, I do sort of miss the days of being able to have alone time, nerd out, lock in, and enjoy the sweet sound of silence.

The grass is always greener on the other side.

If you were alone these holidays, please know that I envy you. Being alone is cool and badass.

Ok, I love you. Have a good night.

Happy 2026

To celebrate 2026 I am offering everyone one (1) picture of a kitty cat.

Cheers

This is 24 year old Sydney Marquez. She is a missing person. She was last seen December, 11th, 2025 in Houston, Texas, United States.

Detectives have attempted to reset and/or retrieve one time use credentials for her social media to gather more information on her case.

The accounts MFA code go to an old phone number the missing person no longer owns. The owner of the new phone number told detectives they will only share the MFA code if given $1,000.