This year, I wish you less —

less freedom ⛓️
less money 💸
less app performance 📺
less communication 💬
less free things 🤑

You already have too much of all that, and it stands in the way of making Telegram more laggy 🚤, my yachts, my profits 📈 and info leaks to the russian government 🗃.

Merry Christmas, Telegram! 🎄