The closer I get to finishing this model, the angrier I get. Because the thing is fighting like it's the third monkey on the ramp to noah's ark.

"Oh you exported this object with all it's armature? Lol I'm not going to work when you import it!" Alright, you want to play dirty? Let's play dirty then...

All I wanted was a snowglobe, but this thing wanted a war. Well, unfortunately for you, Blender, I can accomidate. Time to die.

I have a screenshot of what I'm doing and Whelptunes. Don't screw with me, Blender. You pull a knife, I pull two guns. You send one of my guys to the hospital, I take three of your guys alive and torture them for fun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLzUvDAQz20

I saved the dragon file away in a separate blender file so I can try and fix the armature at a later date. But for now, I'm giving this thing the spanking it deserves.

"Big ups" as they say to Assnuggets for bringing me some smores!

The first rule of blender and art: There are no rules. Only victory or failure.

My hands are stained with blender's blood this day, and my tongue is cooled with its anguish.

My hands are stained with blender's blood this day, and my tongue is cooled with its anguish.

Blender crashed my computer. You know, I was just going to remesh this thing and call it a day. But it clearly hasn't learned its place. So we're going right to the end!

I can keep this fight up aaallll day, Blender. You do NOT know what you are dealing with.

GN. Mi done for the day.

Time to give blender its morning beatdown

Yes. It is finally completed. (Well ok, the non-clear parts need some supports to keep them at the appropriate size... theoretically anyway.) Next year I'll try to get some clear green stuff!

Hang on... stop the presses... I need to spit the little scarf that he's wearing. Ok, so we're not COMPLETELY done. That can be a task for another time.

Ok NOW we're good. GM

Me before blender...

Me after blender...

the model is putting up one last fight in the slicker software. It's trying to fight like it's the third monkey on the ramp to noah's ark and it's starting to rain.

Unfortunately for this model, I've come too far. I will drag this thing kicking and screaming into the printer