You just don't understand the thrill of the game...

I do but I expected better of you to fall for it..

You'll be malding when these are the winning numbers, it's only a 1:139 838 160 chance to win

I will be malding indeed

Based gambler brah

Next time I'll win I swear by it

Sounds good!

Did you win

No but I'll buy £200 more worth of lottery tickets, I'm bound to win soon enough.