Cigarettes are vegan and a salad. Thank you for coming to my ted talk

👺 JOB = Biggest Scam on Earth......

Think about it.......you get just enough money to pay bills, eat food, finance a car and pay for home......keeping you trapped in mortgage.

All with invisible money lent to you from the bank 🧐

#goodlittleslaves

https://news.1rj.ru/str/hiddeninplainsight1

We've consulted the experts on scamming and the verdict is in, folks.

A new contract between the Navy and DHS has reportedly been signed to begin quick, large migrant camps which may hold thousands to “10,000 detainees at a time”. These centers would have access to courts and airports for mass deportation.

TIL that there is a newly discovered (2023) species of shrimp which lives on trees on the Cyclops Mountains of Papua. It can jump between trees using its hindlegs to run away from predators. [source, comments]

elon musk needs to build a giant ark ship, fill it with every indian on earth, and crash it into antarctica

Cormac be like "fuck yeah swarthoid hunting outlaws led by charismatic evil, live and die by the sword, send it"

It was quite literally the shittiest experience he's ever had